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"Bob Smith" wrote in message ... There are already too many unwanted cats Chow Lin, owner of the Peking Moon restaurant, disagrees with the above statement. Did you ever think of what a problem it is getting so much cat flesh to keep a restaurant going? "Hello. Ben E. Keith? This is Xao Lin, I need 50 lbs of cat meat by Tues. Hind quarters only please. What? You don't stock cat meat?" "Hello. Sysco? This is Xao Lin, I need 50 lbs of cat meat by Tues. Hind quarters only please. What? You don't stock cat meat?" "Boss, I can't buy cat meat anyplace. How am I going to serve disgusting things to the haolis? You mean, we'll have to catch cats, kill them, skin them, butcher them ourselves? But I can't spare that many busboys and dishwashers. Sure, there are a lot of strays, but how are we going to catch them and get the dishes washed too? If we don't keep the dishes washed the Board of Health will close us - you didn't pay much of a bribe last time, you know." I wonder how this urban legend ever got started. Jim |
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