Eating coins is dangerous

Ric Burney wrote:

(Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in message . com...

I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !


If you eat anything larger than a half dollar, you get to repair your
toilet the next day 8-0

If you're crapping things the diameter of a half dollar then the toilet
isn't all that'll need repairG.

Ric Burney wrote:

(Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in message
.com...

I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !


If you eat anything larger than a half dollar, you get to repair your
toilet the next day 8-0

If you're crapping things the diameter of a half dollar then the toilet
isn't all that'll need repairG.


Tim, you passing silver halves over there? Whoa! There was the goose that laid
the golden egg, and now: Timmy!
(and the Lords of the Underworld) [as if anyone will get that reference]

Come on Tim! Just one more roll and you can go to sleep. Did I say roll? No, a
bag... just one more bag and you can sleep a whole half an hour... (I won't
even set the clock ahead this time.. really) Ok, I will 'sweeten' the deal...
Want some preparation H? Just fill the bag... and be glad it isn't a Yap Stone.
8-)

-Sam
'Handling coins with golves only from now on'
--

-Sam

MorganCoin1 wrote:

Ric Burney wrote:

(Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in message
.com...

I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !


If you eat anything larger than a half dollar, you get to repair your
toilet the next day 8-0

If you're crapping things the diameter of a half dollar then the toilet
isn't all that'll need repairG.


Tim, you passing silver halves over there? Whoa! There was the goose that laid
the golden egg, and now: Timmy!
(and the Lords of the Underworld) [as if anyone will get that reference]

Come on Tim! Just one more roll and you can go to sleep. Did I say roll? No, a
bag... just one more bag and you can sleep a whole half an hour... (I won't
even set the clock ahead this time.. really) Ok, I will 'sweeten' the deal...
Want some preparation H? Just fill the bag... and be glad it isn't a Yap Stone.
8-)

-Sam
'Handling coins with golves only from now on'
--

-Sam



Hokay .... I have known about this video for years. If you have a high
speed connection and about 20min. It may make you laugh:
http://www.error-coins.com/misc/upri...ss_pennies.mpg
It is not porn or x rated but it could be considered R rated I guess.

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"Craton" "\"I DON'T wrote in message
...

Hokay .... I have known about this video for years. If you have a high
speed connection and about 20min. It may make you laugh:
http://www.error-coins.com/misc/upri...ss_pennies.mpg
It is not porn or x rated but it could be considered R rated I guess.


Oh dear...

(ka-a-a-c-h-h-h-h. spitooie!)

Just as I was having dinner...

Thanx Jason

Do coins count as minerals or roughage?

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Art



"Chrysta Wilson" wrote in message
...
In article d9Tpb.79386$9E1.366118@attbi_s52, davidhope5
@NOSPAM.bresnan.net says...
If you ate a zinc coin, you may fart hyrdogen...

I actually read somewhere that eating Zincolns can be harmful to a small
child if he or she swallows them.

Ah, yes, here's a link:
http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/HQ/01661.html

Also harmful to dogs:
http://www.petfinder.org/journalindex.cgi?
path=/public/animalcare/health/1.34.24.txt

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My Collection:
http://www.chrystawilson.com


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Coin Saver wrote:

From: "A.Gent"

I have known about this video for years

Is that the guy who shoved thousands of dollars in cents up there then put them
back into circulation?

{quote} "I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass daily for the past 11
years ... You handle my ass pennies everyday"

8-0

Coin Saver


Yes it is. I think that the folks who made it were Canadian. Funny
stuff.
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Jason Craton ---- CONECA N-3407 --- WINS #5
---------------------------
Interested in error coins?
http://www.error-coins.com - A work in progress (lack of progress
really).

Coin Saver wrote:

From: "A.Gent"

I have known about this video for years

Is that the guy who shoved thousands of dollars in cents up there then put them
back into circulation?

{quote} "I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass daily for the past 11
years ... You handle my ass pennies everyday"

8-0

Coin Saver

Just thought about this. Alan, this is one that you certainly should
see. If you don't have a high speed connection, let me know via e-mail
(dump the spam block) and I'll send you a copy. Since you search cents
often, you may get a kick out of it.

--
Jason Craton ---- CONECA N-3407 --- WINS #5
---------------------------
Interested in error coins?
http://www.error-coins.com - A work in progress (lack of progress
really).

From: "A.Gent"

I have known about this video for years

Is that the guy who shoved thousands of dollars in cents up there then put them
back into circulation?

{quote} "I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass daily for the past 11
years ... You handle my ass pennies everyday"

8-0


Coin Saver

(Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in message . com...
I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !

Did they taste like chicken ??

Craton "\"I DON'T wrote in message ...
Just thought about this. Alan, this is one that you certainly should
see. If you don't have a high speed connection, let me know via e-mail
(dump the spam block) and I'll send you a copy. Since you search cents
often, you may get a kick out of it.

Even if you have a dial-up account, here's a video to watch, where one
of us eats the RCC trime.

http://www.thestujoecollection.com/r.../trimeprev.htm

(Scroll down to 2/9/01 and click on "Watch Ed's Trime Movie") Caution:
This diet may cause hair loss or may make Liberty Nickels appear
attractive to you!