Eating coins is dangerous

I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !

If I were you, I'd worry about your supplier. He's clearly selling you
some funky weed.

On 3 Nov 2003 15:40:18 -0800, (Stan J. Lefosi)
wrote:

I ate some coins ...


la cieurgeourea provoer mal trasfu
ast meiyoer ke 'l andrext ben trasfu.

Stan J. Lefosi wrote:
I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

Fortunately for us, you survived at least long enough to sound an earnest
warning of the dire consequences of such coinage ingestion! And to think --
there I was, all poised to eat a couple dozen nickels for supper, with a
Walker for dessert. But you came along and your sage advice has extricated
me from the brink of the awful experience that you encountered! The entire
numismatic community is indebted to you, lest we all have become hapless
fools who lost everything!

-=LDL
'So grateful for advice that really moves me!'

Larry Louks spoke thusly...
Stan J. Lefosi wrote:
I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

Fortunately for us, you survived at least long enough to sound an earnest
warning of the dire consequences of such coinage ingestion! And to think --
there I was, all poised to eat a couple dozen nickels for supper, with a
Walker for dessert. But you came along and your sage advice has extricated
me from the brink of the awful experience that you encountered! The entire
numismatic community is indebted to you, lest we all have become hapless
fools who lost everything!

-=LDL
'So grateful for advice that really moves me!'

And here I was, sorry that his computer survived the huge explosion.



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On 3 Nov 2003 15:40:18 -0800, (Stan J. Lefosi)
wrote:

I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !

Must have been the large scents.

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On 3 Nov 2003 15:40:18 -0800, (Stan J. Lefosi)
wrote:

I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !

Must have been the large scents.

You have to be half disme to think of stuff like that.

Alan
'I'm so disme!'

(Stan J. Lefosi) scribed upon the newsgroup scroll
om:

I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !

What a great bit of advice; a post most appreciated after reading all
the Reid G, related nonsense a few posts ago.

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If you ate a zinc coin, you may fart hyrdogen...

Dave
"careful with that match!"

"Stan J. Lefosi" wrote in message
om...
I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !

(Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in message . com...
I ate some coins and got serious colon-problems, I could not stop
farting.

In the moring, my house was so full of methane, that by turning on the
light, I created a huge explosion and everything is destroyed now.

So don´t eat coins !

If you eat anything larger than a half dollar, you get to repair your
toilet the next day 8-0

In article d9Tpb.79386$9E1.366118@attbi_s52, davidhope5
@NOSPAM.bresnan.net says...
If you ate a zinc coin, you may fart hyrdogen...

I actually read somewhere that eating Zincolns can be harmful to a small
child if he or she swallows them.

Ah, yes, here's a link:
http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/HQ/01661.html

Also harmful to dogs:
http://www.petfinder.org/journalindex.cgi?
path=/public/animalcare/health/1.34.24.txt

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