OT but some how fits here

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that,


"When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is
to dismount."


However, in the Federal Government some more advanced strategies are
often
employed including:

1) Buying a stronger whip.

2) Changing riders.

3) Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4) Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures
ride dead horses.

5) Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6) Reclassifying the dead horse as living impaired.

7) Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8) Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9) Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead
horse's performance.

10) Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the
dead horse's performance.

11) Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less
costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially
more
to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12) Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all
horses.

13) Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position

.. . . Congress is studying additional alternatives at the time of
this writing.
--
George D
Phoenix, AZ
AAA, AARP, ANA, NRA, RCC ?+1, PIA, PIAAZ, GATF 85006-3032-18-4

"A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he
felt. He said, I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One
wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one. The other wolf is the loving,
compassionate one. The grandson asked him, Which wolf will win the
fight in your heart? The grandfather answered, The one I feed."


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"George D" wrote in message
...
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that,


"When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is
to dismount."


Actually we have no dead horses in RCC...

....We just have some riderless horses.

Dave


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