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I enjoy the aroma of my farts.
Admittedly, few other do but that's their problem, not mine.
Anyone else enjoy the smell of their own farts?
C'mon - be honest...

On Jan 12, 7:11*pm, "Shnutzl" wrote:
I enjoy the aroma of my farts.
Admittedly, few other do but that's their problem, not mine.
Anyone else enjoy the smell of their own farts?
C'mon - be honest...

Now that I'm getting somewhat older, I think that my gas smells just
like my dear old Granny's and Gramps' gas. SIGH.

But the trouble with this pretentious Rec Collecting Coins forum is
that so many of the swishy dubious pauvre swindler phfoney baloney
people here think that THEIR **** DOESN'T SMELL!!!

I know mine sure does!!!

And when it doesn't, I drink three or four quarts (actually 40 oz
bottles) of Busch Beer and eat a couple of extra large Hershey
bars!!! GAS AND REGULARITY, BOTH GUARANTEED!!!

oly

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I enjoy the aroma of my farts.
Admittedly, few other do but that's their problem, not mine.
Anyone else enjoy the smell of their own farts?
C'mon - be honest...

Wow, that really is honest of you. In fact, I don't think I could ever
be that honest. You have my unbound admiration.

Perhaps you might take up scatology proessionally. If, perhaps, you
dislike scatological odors of other persons or creatures than yourself,
you could specialize in a very narrow subject. Indeed, you could perform
yeoman duty in the field of odor self-sampling, preservation and
recovery. Some recommendations that come to mind are mason jars (old
fashion may still be effective), freeze drying (although I wouldn't know
how even if I wanted to), rubber tubing with a vacuum pump and air tank
(or more specifically, a "gas tank").

Given time, I could probably think of a few more recommendations of what
you can do with your farts. But you are a true hero. We need more people
like you to push the envelope of "normal". It's guys like you against
which the "normals" gauge themselves. Keep up the good work.

But no, I don?t.

Ripley

On Jan 12, 7:11*pm, "Shnutzl" wrote:
I enjoy the aroma of my farts.
Admittedly, few other do but that's their problem, not mine.
Anyone else enjoy the smell of their own farts?
C'mon - be honest...

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"oly" wrote in message
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And when it doesn't, I drink three or four quarts (actually 40 oz bottles) of
Busch Beer and eat a couple of extra large Hershey bars!!! GAS AND REGULARITY,
BOTH GUARANTEED!!!


When I am desirous of producing flatulence, I amble on over to our local saloon,
eat a couple of hard boiled eggs and wash them down with a couple of draught
beers (Pabst, BTW).
The result is almost immediate and absolutely deadly.

"Beanie" wrote in message ...

"oly" wrote in message
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And when it doesn't, I drink three or four quarts (actually 40 oz bottles)
of Busch Beer and eat a couple of extra large Hershey bars!!! GAS AND
REGULARITY, BOTH GUARANTEED!!!

When I am desirous of producing flatulence, I amble on over to our local
saloon, eat a couple of hard boiled eggs and wash them down with a couple
of draught beers (Pabst, BTW).
The result is almost immediate and absolutely deadly.

So, should we report this post to the abuse police?

"mazorj" wrote in message
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"Beanie" wrote in message ...

"oly" wrote in message
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And when it doesn't, I drink three or four quarts (actually 40 oz
bottles) of Busch Beer and eat a couple of extra large Hershey bars!!!
GAS AND REGULARITY, BOTH GUARANTEED!!!

When I am desirous of producing flatulence, I amble on over to our local
saloon, eat a couple of hard boiled eggs and wash them down with a couple
of draught beers (Pabst, BTW).
The result is almost immediate and absolutely deadly.

So, should we report this post to the abuse police?


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"Bremick" wrote in message
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"mazorj" wrote in message
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"Beanie" wrote in message
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"oly" wrote in message
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And when it doesn't, I drink three or four quarts (actually 40 oz
bottles) of Busch Beer and eat a couple of extra large Hershey bars!!!
GAS AND REGULARITY, BOTH GUARANTEED!!!

When I am desirous of producing flatulence, I amble on over to our local
saloon, eat a couple of hard boiled eggs and wash them down with a
couple of draught beers (Pabst, BTW).
The result is almost immediate and absolutely deadly.

So, should we report this post to the abuse police?

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On Jan 12, 8:11*pm, "Shnutzl" wrote:
I enjoy the aroma of my farts.
Admittedly, few other do but that's their problem, not mine.
Anyone else enjoy the smell of their own farts?
C'mon - be honest...

Somebody wait five minutes until I leave, then light a match.

Jerry
"Somebody call my brother; he ain't never seen s*** like this!"

On Jan 14, 9:07*pm, Jerry Dennis wrote:
On Jan 12, 8:11*pm, "Shnutzl" wrote:

I enjoy the aroma of my farts.
Admittedly, few other do but that's their problem, not mine.
Anyone else enjoy the smell of their own farts?
C'mon - be honest...

Somebody wait five minutes until I leave, then light a match.

Jerry
"Somebody call my brother; he ain't never seen s*** like this!"

Actually, lighting a cardboard "matchbook" match for a minute or so,
and then putting it out in a way that produces much smoke is an
excellent way to "cut" the smell of an existing fart.

A wood match may do the same thing, but they don't tend to produce
quite as much smoke as a cardboard match.

You try to tell young people important information like this nowadays,
and will they listen??? Typically, the little turdroppers just don't
give a damn.

Bavarian-ally yours!!!

oly