If I were famous.....

If I was famous, I most certainly would be kind to people. I'd sign in
person and for legitimate charities if it'd help. I might not find
time to sign through the mail. I would not employ someone to sign for
me (what's the point? It's like forgery in a way and it's just not
satisfying to the public). I would not give preprints, unless I was
someone like Bozo the clown and little kids were writing and didn't
know the difference. I'd only sign one per person and I might dedicate
it. This would separate the dealers from the actual fans. If all my
stuff was dedicated, it's less likely to be sold.

I, in no way would expect someone to know every intimate detail of my
life and every line from a song or movie. To me, it's enough they'd
buy my comic.... go to my movie and listen to my song.

I would go on the belief that people are generally good. To resolve
the fact that postage is epxensive as are photos, I'd put up a website
telling them no mail will be returned without something to sign and
correct postage. A real fan would most likely visit the site.

I'd not lurk on boards only to call people liars and hurt them.
Instead, I'd just let them go on with their hallucinations and
fantasies and let them be happy. UNLESS they were forging my name to
sell, what's the point in getting upset about it! Instead, let them
do what they will with the gift I have given them.

You see a gift is only a gift if it is given freely, with no strings
attached. And that includes not screening people to see how much they
love me. Of course I am not God, if people start looking at me as
such, then they've crossed over from fandom into stalkers or something
evil. At this point, I wish not to be famous anymore. I don't like
the heat....and I don't like the sounds of the damned.

Great Post Sue, I Agree!

Thanks Paul, it's always best to try to be decent to others; this life
is TOO short you know!

On 29 Apr 2005 12:49:36 -0700, "tarkusshadow"
wrote:

Great Post Sue, I Agree!

Amen!

Tania



"Sue H" schreef in bericht
...

If I was famous, I most certainly would be kind to people. I'd sign in
person and for legitimate charities if it'd help. I might not find
time to sign through the mail. I would not employ someone to sign for
me (what's the point? It's like forgery in a way and it's just not
satisfying to the public). I would not give preprints, unless I was
someone like Bozo the clown and little kids were writing and didn't
know the difference. I'd only sign one per person and I might dedicate
it. This would separate the dealers from the actual fans. If all my
stuff was dedicated, it's less likely to be sold.

I, in no way would expect someone to know every intimate detail of my
life and every line from a song or movie. To me, it's enough they'd
buy my comic.... go to my movie and listen to my song.

I would go on the belief that people are generally good. To resolve
the fact that postage is epxensive as are photos, I'd put up a website
telling them no mail will be returned without something to sign and
correct postage. A real fan would most likely visit the site.

I'd not lurk on boards only to call people liars and hurt them.
Instead, I'd just let them go on with their hallucinations and
fantasies and let them be happy. UNLESS they were forging my name to
sell, what's the point in getting upset about it! Instead, let them
do what they will with the gift I have given them.

You see a gift is only a gift if it is given freely, with no strings
attached. And that includes not screening people to see how much they
love me. Of course I am not God, if people start looking at me as
such, then they've crossed over from fandom into stalkers or something
evil. At this point, I wish not to be famous anymore. I don't like
the heat....and I don't like the sounds of the damned.

Sue, you are famous.

--

Michael Kasmar
400+ Autographs on eBay, most with photo proof at the time of signing.
Click the eBay store link on our website.
www.AutographPros.com
When you want REAL autographs, you go to the Pros!


"Sue H" wrote in message
...

If I was famous, I most certainly would be kind to people. I'd sign in
person and for legitimate charities if it'd help. I might not find
time to sign through the mail. I would not employ someone to sign for
me (what's the point? It's like forgery in a way and it's just not
satisfying to the public). I would not give preprints, unless I was
someone like Bozo the clown and little kids were writing and didn't
know the difference. I'd only sign one per person and I might dedicate
it. This would separate the dealers from the actual fans. If all my
stuff was dedicated, it's less likely to be sold.

I, in no way would expect someone to know every intimate detail of my
life and every line from a song or movie. To me, it's enough they'd
buy my comic.... go to my movie and listen to my song.

I would go on the belief that people are generally good. To resolve
the fact that postage is epxensive as are photos, I'd put up a website
telling them no mail will be returned without something to sign and
correct postage. A real fan would most likely visit the site.

I'd not lurk on boards only to call people liars and hurt them.
Instead, I'd just let them go on with their hallucinations and
fantasies and let them be happy. UNLESS they were forging my name to
sell, what's the point in getting upset about it! Instead, let them
do what they will with the gift I have given them.

You see a gift is only a gift if it is given freely, with no strings
attached. And that includes not screening people to see how much they
love me. Of course I am not God, if people start looking at me as
such, then they've crossed over from fandom into stalkers or something
evil. At this point, I wish not to be famous anymore. I don't like
the heat....and I don't like the sounds of the damned.

Yeah, but she'll never admit it, she's too modest!!! :-)

Okay funny guy, are you bored?

where at? the red light district? ha ha

"AutographPros.com" wrote in message
...
Sue, you are famous.

--

Michael Kasmar
400+ Autographs on eBay, most with photo proof at the time of signing.
Click the eBay store link on our website.
www.AutographPros.com
When you want REAL autographs, you go to the Pros!


"Sue H" wrote in message
...

If I was famous, I most certainly would be kind to people. I'd sign in
person and for legitimate charities if it'd help. I might not find
time to sign through the mail. I would not employ someone to sign for
me (what's the point? It's like forgery in a way and it's just not
satisfying to the public). I would not give preprints, unless I was
someone like Bozo the clown and little kids were writing and didn't
know the difference. I'd only sign one per person and I might dedicate
it. This would separate the dealers from the actual fans. If all my
stuff was dedicated, it's less likely to be sold.

I, in no way would expect someone to know every intimate detail of my
life and every line from a song or movie. To me, it's enough they'd
buy my comic.... go to my movie and listen to my song.

I would go on the belief that people are generally good. To resolve
the fact that postage is epxensive as are photos, I'd put up a website
telling them no mail will be returned without something to sign and
correct postage. A real fan would most likely visit the site.

I'd not lurk on boards only to call people liars and hurt them.
Instead, I'd just let them go on with their hallucinations and
fantasies and let them be happy. UNLESS they were forging my name to
sell, what's the point in getting upset about it! Instead, let them
do what they will with the gift I have given them.

You see a gift is only a gift if it is given freely, with no strings
attached. And that includes not screening people to see how much they
love me. Of course I am not God, if people start looking at me as
such, then they've crossed over from fandom into stalkers or something
evil. At this point, I wish not to be famous anymore. I don't like
the heat....and I don't like the sounds of the damned.

You wish!

On Sat, 30 Apr 2005 12:57:27 -0700, "Ron Smith"
wrote:

where at? the red light district? ha ha

"AutographPros.com" wrote in message
...
Sue, you are famous.

--

Michael Kasmar
400+ Autographs on eBay, most with photo proof at the time of signing.
Click the eBay store link on our website.
www.AutographPros.com
When you want REAL autographs, you go to the Pros!


"Sue H" wrote in message
...

If I was famous, I most certainly would be kind to people. I'd sign in
person and for legitimate charities if it'd help. I might not find
time to sign through the mail. I would not employ someone to sign for
me (what's the point? It's like forgery in a way and it's just not
satisfying to the public). I would not give preprints, unless I was
someone like Bozo the clown and little kids were writing and didn't
know the difference. I'd only sign one per person and I might dedicate
it. This would separate the dealers from the actual fans. If all my
stuff was dedicated, it's less likely to be sold.

I, in no way would expect someone to know every intimate detail of my
life and every line from a song or movie. To me, it's enough they'd
buy my comic.... go to my movie and listen to my song.

I would go on the belief that people are generally good. To resolve
the fact that postage is epxensive as are photos, I'd put up a website
telling them no mail will be returned without something to sign and
correct postage. A real fan would most likely visit the site.

I'd not lurk on boards only to call people liars and hurt them.
Instead, I'd just let them go on with their hallucinations and
fantasies and let them be happy. UNLESS they were forging my name to
sell, what's the point in getting upset about it! Instead, let them
do what they will with the gift I have given them.

You see a gift is only a gift if it is given freely, with no strings
attached. And that includes not screening people to see how much they
love me. Of course I am not God, if people start looking at me as
such, then they've crossed over from fandom into stalkers or something
evil. At this point, I wish not to be famous anymore. I don't like
the heat....and I don't like the sounds of the damned.

if i were famous, i wouldn't sign jacks!@# so that people on this board
and others could tell each other how i signed in the mail and they are
SURE it's real. how in person, i was such a jerk (a la bruce willis)
but the debate would still roll that i was such a nice ttm signer. i
would sign up with like studio fan mail and never be hassled...