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Help needed.
Man oh man do I need an enema!!!
I've been blocked up for almost 2 weeks! I'm afraid that **** is going to start coming out of my ears if I don't take a dump soon. My question is: Do you think I should take a regular enema or a high colonic? Thanks for your help. |
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"xmen" wrote in message ... Man oh man do I need an enema!!! I've been blocked up for almost 2 weeks! I'm afraid that **** is going to start coming out of my ears if I don't take a dump soon. My question is: Do you think I should take a regular enema or a high colonic? Thanks for your help. All you really need is incentive. Take a Melville novel to the bathroom with you and don't get up until either it or you is done. htd |
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In article 5adjd.886$SC5.136@trnddc01,
"herothatdied" wrote: All you really need is incentive. Take a Melville novel to the bathroom with you and don't get up until either it or you is done. That may not work. He might choose Billy Budd. |
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"Scot Kamins" wrote in message ... In article 5adjd.886$SC5.136@trnddc01, "herothatdied" wrote: All you really need is incentive. Take a Melville novel to the bathroom with you and don't get up until either it or you is done. That may not work. He might choose Billy Budd. All right, how about Milton's prose? Oooh - or, if he hasn't read it yet, _The Shining_. That scared me ****less... |
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On Sat, 6 Nov 2004 17:49:20 -0500, "xmen" wrote:
Man oh man do I need an enema!!! Gee, if you need an enema, why don't you just go an get an enema? The only people you should discuss your bowel movements with is your spouse (they left it out of the marriage vows, but it's implied) and your children (so it can become part of family lore). I suggest a coffee enema, shaken not stirred. |
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At last I took a dump!!!
Must have weighed about 15 pounds if it weighed an ounce! And did it stink! PU!!!!!! But let me tell you it wasn't easy! My wife gave me about 25 Fleet enemas before I could even cut a fart! Well I just thought you all would be glad to know my plumbing is back to normal and I'm looking forward to many months of regular, pleasant bowel movements. |
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 09:15:03 -0500, "xmen" wrote:
At last I took a dump!!! Must have weighed about 15 pounds if it weighed an ounce! And did it stink! PU!!!!!! But let me tell you it wasn't easy! My wife gave me about 25 Fleet enemas before I could even cut a fart! Well I just thought you all would be glad to know my plumbing is back to normal and I'm looking forward to many months of regular, pleasant bowel movements. There are plenty of places where you can post a blog of your trips to the bog. This isn't one of them. |
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"Steve Hayes" wrote
There are plenty of places where you can post a blog of your trips to the bog. This isn't one of them. NONSENSE! The entire world is interested in my BMs. Get with the program Steve! Just to let you all know, I took a nice healthy dump this morning. Back on schedule! |
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On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 11:54:22 -0500, "xmen" wrote:
"Steve Hayes" wrote There are plenty of places where you can post a blog of your trips to the bog. This isn't one of them. NONSENSE! The entire world is interested in my BMs. Get with the program Steve! Just to let you all know, I took a nice healthy dump this morning. Back on schedule! Thanks for posting in the right forum this time. -- Steve Hayes from Tshwane, South Africa http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7734/stevesig.htm E-mail - see web page, or parse: shayes at dunelm full stop org full stop uk |
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