Help needed.

"Steve Hayes" wrote in message
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On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 11:54:22 -0500, "xmen" wrote:

"Steve Hayes" wrote

There are plenty of places where you can post a blog of your trips to
the
bog.
This isn't one of them.

NONSENSE!
The entire world is interested in my BMs.
Get with the program Steve!
Just to let you all know, I took a nice healthy dump this morning. Back
on
schedule!

Thanks for posting in the right forum this time.

Steve
Are you offering to serve as my toilet?
You seem inordinately interested in my poop!
Would you like to give me an enema and have me **** on your face?
I bet you would!
TTFN

(J Collier) wrote in message om...
(Steve Hayes) writes:

[Slap!]

There are plenty of places where you can post a blog of your trips to the
bog.


This isn't one of them.

Thanks, he needed that.

I had my fill of Martin Luther's stomach problems when I read his
biography several years ago. "Frankly, Marty, you've told
me more than I need to know," I would've told him if he
were a subordinate. "Take the day off and get it out of your
system." But the man's chronic complaint obviously indicated
something more serious than the after effects of hot tamales.

Is it that influential people come upon all their notions while
seated on the crapper? Why can't they be more like Planck who
conceived quantum physics while walking through a wooded
park in Berlin or Einstein who took all-weather hikes though
the hillside above Zurich, and then as much to get out of the
house from Mileva and the crying kid?

(It's urban hiking for me with a pocket radio/cassette player
and earphones. I do an 8-mile round trip to a coffee
house which is a few doors from several bookstores.)

I read in a page-a-day calendar (Dr. John's, IIRC) that Elvis
Presley's cause of death was "straining at stool." I wonder if some
analogy might be wanting here.

David Ames