the liberal hot air balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse
me,can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and
replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a
ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees,
14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west
longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I
am,"replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You
must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you
know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where
you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of
hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."