FOR SALE: IT AIN'T HAY: DAVID DODGE: 1ST EDITION

"GordLack Books" wrote in message
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1. Around 16 or 17 years old.
2. Lives at home and failing school.
3. Has no job and lives off an allowance.
4. Spends countless hours online and in chat rooms.
5. Has little or no pubic hair.
6. Acne runs rampant on your face.
7. You get pushed around at school by the geeks.
8. You are pathetically lonely with no hope at a future.
9. Spends all his waking hours manipulating Yahoo accounts.
10. Tries to stay anonymous for fear of retaliation.

That about does it.

I should say so - it probably describes you perfectly.
Now tell us Mr. ****Wit, have you stopped rubbing your feces all over your body
before masturbating?
Is your mother still turning tricks on the corner for a nickel?
You have already admitted that your daddy dicks you up the ass and your ****
chickens.
Anything else you'd care to confess, doodyhead?