Bushisms haiku...actual quotes!

Actual quotations from George W. Bush. They have been
arranged for aesthetic purposes by Washington Post
writer Richard Thompson into a wonderful Haiku poem.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pit-bull on the pantleg of
opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
I am the Decider!

(Pass this on. Help cure Mad Cowboy Disease in the
next election!)