New political party

CP, Washington:

A new force in politics is emerging and it's taking the country by
storm. It's poised to become one of the most influental parties in
recent memories. No, it's not the Green Party or Libertarian Party,
it's one you may not have even heard of, it's the Blanket Party.

The Blanket Party was the brainstorm of Charles Noodles of Drums, PA.
Drums is a depressed area in what is know as the "Slag Belt". The Slag
Belt get's it's name from the many piles of coal waste or "slag" as
it's know locally. These piles of waste litter the countryside around
Drums and other nearby communities.
"There is a positive side to slag" exclaimed Mr. Noodles, " A family
of illegal aliens can hide out for weeks, even months in a slag pile".
Mr. Noodles went on to explain " in a depressed area such as this we
need the illegal aliens to do odd jobs like tree trimming and gate
guarding".

The Blanket Party was created out of a need for losers to feel a sense
of belonging, a group that they can really feel a part of.
Joe Schmuck explained it this way, "you have to realize that bigots,
gun nutters and other misfits of society have been lashing out for
years because they just don't fit in with normal people." He also
added, " this party can help keep some of these nutbags out of our
already overcrowded mental institutions." Mr. Noodles agreed and also
had this to say, "I never believed I would amount to much, my father
and uncle had to step in and get me a job at a local washer factory
because I had failed in all the other careers I had persued, now,
thanks to the Blanket Party I have achieved more than I ever thought I
would."

"We need to get the word out, no matter what kind of ****bag you are,
we have a place for you besides a rubber room" said Mr. Noodles.

On Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:53:37 -0700, Rick
wrote:

The Blanket Party was the brainstorm of Charles Noodles of Drums, PA. snip

ROFLMMFAO!

"We need to get the word out, no matter what kind of ****bag you are,
we have a place for you besides a rubber room" said Mr. Noodles.

He should know!

Funny stuff!