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Old July 15th 03, 03:06 PM
diane.walker
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Default Shock Horror !

Someone just e-mailed me to let me know how much he enjoyed reading the book
he bought of me on ebay. I immediately informed him that books bought from
me are for collectors only, and should not be opened under any
circumstances.
This whole episode gave me a nasty turn. I'm just off to iron my dust
jackets.

Best regards
Diane


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Old July 15th 03, 05:41 PM
David Bilek
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"diane.walker" wrote:

Someone just e-mailed me to let me know how much he enjoyed reading the book
he bought of me on ebay. I immediately informed him that books bought from
me are for collectors only, and should not be opened under any
circumstances.


Are you serious?

Thanks for the chuckle, either way.

-David
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Old July 15th 03, 09:47 PM
John Yamamoto-Wilson
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diane.walker wrote:

Someone just e-mailed me to let me know how much he enjoyed reading the

book
he bought of me on ebay. I immediately informed him that books bought

from
me are for collectors only, and should not be opened under any
circumstances.
This whole episode gave me a nasty turn. I'm just off to iron my dust
jackets.


Dick Weaver replied:

Your view, that collectable books
are the same as collectable rocks, is not, fortunately, universally held
- although it may be the predominate view within the confines of this
newsgroup.


I have this feeling that Diane is British. Let me take the liberty of
altering Diane's posting so that it can be read and understood by others who
may not share her advantage:

irony html/start
Someone just e-mailed me to let me know how much he enjoyed reading the

book
he bought of me on ebay. I immediately informed him that books bought

from
me are for collectors only, and should not be opened under any
circumstances.
This whole episode gave me a nasty turn. I'm just off to iron my dust
jackets.

irony html/end

Is that better, Dick? ;-)

--
John
http://rarebooksinjapan.com

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Old July 15th 03, 09:48 PM
diane.walker
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"Art Layton" wrote in message
om...
I am not sure if I read your message correctly; purchasers of your
books aren't expected to open the books and read them?

Art Layton
Stamford, CT


This was only tongue in cheek guy's.
Diane


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Old July 15th 03, 10:07 PM
Eric Bustad
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diane.walker wrote:
"Art Layton" wrote in message
om...

I am not sure if I read your message correctly; purchasers of your
books aren't expected to open the books and read them?

Art Layton
Stamford, CT



This was only tongue in cheek guy's.


One might have hoped that the readers of this newgroup were not so
irony-impaired!

= Eric

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Old July 15th 03, 10:23 PM
Tom
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Methinks some members of this group have had a humour transplant - It really
was quite obvious irony.

Cheers,

'So called' Tom L-M

"Eric Bustad" wrote in message
...
diane.walker wrote:
"Art Layton" wrote in message
om...

I am not sure if I read your message correctly; purchasers of your
books aren't expected to open the books and read them?

Art Layton
Stamford, CT



This was only tongue in cheek guy's.


One might have hoped that the readers of this newgroup were not so
irony-impaired!

= Eric



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Old July 15th 03, 11:56 PM
MindElec
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On Tue, 15 Jul 2003 15:06:56 +0100, "diane.walker"
declared:

Someone just e-mailed me to let me know how much he enjoyed reading the book
he bought of me on ebay. I immediately informed him that books bought from
me are for collectors only, and should not be opened under any
circumstances.
This whole episode gave me a nasty turn. I'm just off to iron my dust
jackets.


READ THEM! *gasp* don't they know that they are to be used strictly
as decoration to make one look "smart" in front of friends?


robert

"I've been long, a long way from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos,
And drank til I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle, Marilyn's shampoo
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen"
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Old July 16th 03, 01:12 AM
H Schinske
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Methinks some members of this group have had a humour transplant - It really
was quite obvious irony.


I'm off to irony my dust jackets now!

--Helen
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Old July 16th 03, 01:15 AM
Jim
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Well, Diane, I rolled on the floor laughing--having read both the
thread about collecting/reading books, and the thread complaining
about that thread.

thanks,
Jim
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Old July 16th 03, 02:04 AM
Richard Moriarty
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Dick Weaver wrote:
The books brought from you can be used for any purpose: propping up
short table legs, starting fires,


When one of my kids gets a cold, I run to their bedroom to check which
weighty tomes my wife has used to prop up the end of their bed, in
line with her theories on drainage.

Horrific. Worse than reading.

Richard.
 




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