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Old November 18th 05, 01:14 PM posted to alt.collecting.stamps.worldwide,alt.comedy.standup,alt.comics.batman
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Default ah ah ****

ah ah ****
+++

think it's ah ah choo

+++

i'll just clean th snot out of th keyboard

+++

th music died

i jumped up on th unicycle


and pedalled out th driveway

unfurling th earplugs as i go


batteries died

+++

bloody radios

+++

victoria was pullin out
as i was pullin in

g'day
nice tits


sorry, thought i was my brother

+++

speakin of which
just helped him

install his new
76cm tv

tooo big for th hutch

we did a few
small adjustments

fits now

+++
marcy playground
'sex and candy'
+++


play damn ya

+++

****

pls no

+++

i aint got too much caffeine
shoulda bought some at th shop


bloody hash pipe
had to buy another lighter


right
ya can pick between purple or

purple

+++


umm

i'll take th dagger in th clitoris michael

+++

singin this with little robbie
opposite th party nightclub

in surfers paradise
after we've

had a good warmup
at aforesaid nightclub



Who's that casting devious stares In my direction - lyric


half th taxi rank

+++


it's my joint
i can smoke it if i want

+++

right
i'm on to

all music random

+++
tenacious d
'tribute'
+++

oh

i getit



schoolies started today

sorry



black

the wizard of aus

no longer greets th schoolies

in surfers paradise



finally downloaded th sex and candy

mp3 today


look

i'm sorry ok


+++

they finished high school

and out

celebratin

+++

after much thought
and bein double yur age

i decided
i could do without th
seventeen year old girls

screamin at me

do ya wanna dick me man ?




no offense ok

+++


so i guess

no

ya wont win
your schoolies video

with a unicycle cuttin capers

in th surf

+++
?
'bump bump bump'
+++

is B2K

+++

paulie
"dont cry jenny"

i'm not just

+++

th wizard is indisposed

+++

and surfers paradise
didnt care i left

+++

"that's a bit harsh"

+++


they advertisin th lexus
film awards on sbs telly paulie
"turn it off"

+++

"here smoek this"

..
..
..


so many

so ****ing many

gunna be in tears by morning

+++
midnight oil
'golden age'
+++

all kinds of

parasites

hurting our schoolies tonight


and me and womble wont be there

on a break from singin in th strete

to find


the ones who crawl off by themselves

to sit softly and

cry



+++


one year


i greeted tomorrows dawn
in a penthouse
with unity


all th young ppl
complaining
and decrying

all th ****ed things in th world

and fully half had been robbed

or abused

or



just not what they expected

in their coming out


welcome to th real world

aint it ****ed

+++


unity and i
dragged th love sick

little boy


down th beach

and we did yoga

in th dawn


+++
nine inch nails
'**** you like an animal'
+++


hmm

done this one in th street

+++


ah cmon
its not really
a nine inch nail

let me put it in yur arse

+++


bugger

+++

when my eldest daughter
came to th

session table

and asked th group


ok

this kinky bum sex thing


really givin me th ****s


and we all


fell over

+++

i take it
you been goin out with an older guy dear

+++


yur mum maybe not

gone into this one in detail



+++


so wot th **** are ya asking ?


yur mother's gone quiet

unusual


onyl way to normally stop her talkin

is to fill her mouth


ah no

she gets lockjaw


Smile



you started this conversation

+++

i take it he's got a


white boys penis then dear


you in less bother than yur mum then hey

+++


**** i laughed

+++


and you told th whole table
i was better hung than yur real father


hated it
when ya came home

high on ekkies
and we're still up

smokin drugs

+++
nirvana
'oh, me'
+++

i think i got another daughter

just finished school


today

+++

"bennie finished school today"

i already congratulated him

only fathered him for a year

+++

when yur teenage daughter
and her bike ridin boyfriend

in his late twenties
drop into your session

at two am on a saturday morning
stop strippin on th kitchen table

few things about this assembly you dont know

+++

we listened to a lot of
nirvana together

+++
the offspring
'track 3'
+++

i wont **** with tahooie- misheard lyric

+++

yur poor boyfriend felt about

this big

wot were ya tryin to prove ?

+++
radiohead
'karma police'
+++


i coulda said
i got yur old lady on video

takin it in th rear
and she even put nice makeup on for th occasion

wot th **** do ya say ?

+++


all men are pigs

+++


i dragge dmy guitar out
from under th bed today

first chords
i

slid into for weeks



naturally


it sounded
five tiems better than it usually does

i promis ebeast

no mor e****heads


tunin ya down to d
and


playin power chords

th machine heads



whingin

+++

i got some of that
denture plastic left

from when iw as castin my own teeth

i'll make ya a new

tuning peg

liek th other two


restored ones

+++

fixed my travellin ocarina too

where th pottery had broken out


where th leather

goes thru


i dont have a kiln any more dear

and only one

un fired piece of pottery
starin back at me accusingly


from th shelf above th tv

+++
laurie anderson
'big science'
+++

i'm not makin pottery whistles

th magic


comin outta me

in other ways at present


+++

still wearing th
yin yang


travelling ocarina
i painted it on th front stairs

with my three daughters all
givin me colour advice

+++

goes nice with th unicycle

+++

thanks for th ride - lyric

+++

three step daughters

th middle one

soccer mad

+++

they replayin th

australia uraguay match dear


now

on telly


ya got asked t play for queensland

state level


did ya keep playin ?

+++

i'm a stronger witchdoctor
than th one who

cursed th australian soccer team
i watched th match this time

we won

+++

we get to go to th world cup

+++

do it again ****
i'll point th bone of death at ya

+++
powderfinger
'stumblin'
+++

no ****in stumblin
you just die

+++


i wanna go singin tonight pualie
"no"

+++

you want a three hour ride on th unicycle thru th nightclubbers

"it not doable"

"or seemly"


let down th schoolies

i know

+++

we shouldnt have been that honest with that years batch

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no07'
+++


woulda bin shoulda bin coulda bin - lyric

+++

we dont regularly ride
th surfers paradise beach anymore

petrol is
way expensive and

we dont ask
consequently

we very rarely
make expenses


yeah
th unicycle in

two foot of surf is spectacular

little brother says my forte


but reality says

my skin too dark


no-one else cared

so thank you


and we miss you terribly

+++
canned heat
'going up the country'(woodstock)
+++


i rode down a country lane
this afternoon

nicely stoned

on my unicycle

to th shop

as usual



i dint fall off


even without th accompanying music

+++



"started singin to yurself"
busted

+++

uruguay

sorry
i cant spell


well...


less i'm tryin to kill someone

and experience says

even then

i dont have to get th name


exactly right

dr death equals

dr azahari



no worries

+++
the verve
'sonnet'
+++

sorry to keep harping mate

just


feels too good

to kuta religion

+++


been spreadin th word

underground

+++


dont want
my ppl

to feel
you terrorist ****s

bother their black magic man
one bit

+++

had a few
chuck me a big smile

+++

inexpensive diary



i smoke this cone

to bring good luck to all our schoolies

wanderin around in a daze


pls god

no balcony disasters this year


all our kids jumpin up and down and

safety

not big on their agenda

+++


we pray

+++

it's a generally a good fix

we put good luck spell


on aussie troops

when they first went to iraq


they still

havent reported an aussie troop fatality

+++
machine gun fellatio
'line of silver'
+++

americans die everyday

we got more magic than our allys

+++

"And bat bigger than we are"

+++

ah ah ****

+++

john safran
how could you ?

+++

wanna meet you face to face

little brother found th old man's


kernel's cane


you get six cuts

for bein a ****head

+++


rescinded cause yr a funny ****

+++
U2
'i will follow'
+++


ppl are so negative


they hear

kadaitcha man


and **** their pants

we can be nice man

+++


dont have to kill ya
its just a possibility

ya know ?

+++

i granted your wish mik

one genuine certified miracle


i take note

of how slowly


your own psychic sense

registers it

+++


god give me a sign

these


islamic terrorist ****s

bombed our religions


name sake

kuta beach


a second time

we religion of kuta


demand

god say his piece

th very soul of th problem pls god


get up next morning

northern pakistanis
are diggin emselves out of th rubble and

massive earthquake

+++
david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
+++

and in a server log so ya can

gloat about it after i'm gone


arent you a brave man ?

couch comfy ?

+++

i do ya a favour
i changed my mind

if i get up
you get up too

if i get seven in th back of th head
i give em your name

too


+++

you asked

i grant wishes

when i feel liek it

+++


i'm breathin in i'm breathin out - lyric

+++

smile

+++
B2K
'bump bump bump'
+++

another version

+++

i used to think
you had testicles mik

had th balls to tell me
my daughter nicole

listened to you
more than to me

i didnt tell you
what she told me

+++

dont think i will

tell you either

+++

my daughters were
incredibly

open

+++

maybe it was their

hippie step father

takin em to school

on a sidecar

and takin classes of kids


doin

pottery classes

+++

not interested now


it's a crime to be male

and teach children anythign now

or so it seems



judged befoe ya

walk in th door


th feminazis

if i could just


stop readin minds

but that aint gunna happen

+++
supertramp
'fools overture'
+++

see my dark skin and

my afro and


+++


stop filming

th clown in th surf


th tourists

and th younger generation


not so

umm


keep filming

+++


never ask but

well


very rarely

+++


i'm a


lethal kadaitcha man


legal got nuthin to do with it


takin magic pictures of




aboriginal elder with

huge magic






oh dear

+++

after my death

those pictures will


kill

+++

my magic
way too big to be

encompassed by
death

+++

sbs doesnt put

warnings on th beginning of
tv shows containing th images of


aborignal persons who may be deceased

for a reason



no aboriginal person will watch it

+++


th shade

of th kadaitcha man


+++

i started ridin nt h surf


after midnight

at low tide but



th drunk whit eboys

se a clown


on a unicycle and run out

and knock me down


mp3 player in hand




and i stop dancing

in th waves




no respect

i'm a


lethal kadaitcha man


riding my border




the edge



stupid **** white man

+++


i cry to my land

whitey he

dont understand


always with th

i know wot yu doin and



black magic man kills

cause ya know it's comin




**** you smart white man
you want buy this bridge ?

+++

a ****ing whate boy
stoel my uncicyle
iont hstrete

last friday night


th ****ing cops



had to take him




i ran him down and

took it off him



YOU




did nothing




couldnt punch him in th head


dickless tracy at my elbow




you know who's unicycle you stole boy ?


last weekend



in th fortitude valley in brisbane

+++
george
'sellout'
+++


do i wanna

press formal charges


mr officer


well...



no

+++


i am

aborignal law

+++

tens of thousands of years older and

we still have the death penalty

never repealed

+++

happy to
see him

**** bricks when
he realises he

steal from
lethal kadaitcha man

with proven kills

+++

i dont mind usin th cops
as my chosen instrument

to kill dr death
but

whiel i'm singin to ya
on a strete corner

and you let
some white ****head


steal my means of transport
my disabled transport

you disrespect me

+++

i'm singin sweet
like a girl

open myself to you

+++
bjork
'crying'
+++

it bad enough ya dont
stop th gay guys touching

or th th girls throwin things
or stick their pussy in my face

pheremones can kill me


why i sit


betwen th big

black islande rboys and


behind th guitar case



cause then


i can close my ****in eyes

sittin cross legged on th gorund and




sing


you want me to cum liek a girl
in th msuic


you better ****in look after me


michael had me pegged

till th night we both blew out


stick leica camera in our face


we cant go there


th savage's body wont



tour

+++

the kadaitcha man
in th painting

on th wall

from one of th other


three heads of kuta



hey old timer


you sit apart from th tribe ?

cause their

pheremones give ya th ****s too

+++
massive attack
'what your soul sings'
+++



it takes
three hours

of riding a unicycle

to suppress my
blue balls


till they are

comfortably numb

so i can sing


to pretty girls

+++

a half bag of weed to

climb on th ****in thing in th first place

they are



sensitive

+++


the fortitude valley
can get ****ed tonight

i not
unicycle and

sing with five different buskers

+++

i **** around
in my head

and in my
adventures

instead

+++

dont liek it
when ya try to steal

th wizard's
props

some of my
pack ****tys are

legendary

+++

i dont sit
on my car

at surfers paradise anymore
talking to th carppl


i'll get back on th unicycle
when i;ve finished my beer

and not ****in before
besides

i'm smokin a joint

+++

i'm an icon

no i'm not dude



i've long left

th building

+++


sorry dude
i'm being unkind


look in th mirror
and tell me wot colour skin you see

now turn yur telly on
the commercial stations and

tell me wot colour ppl you see

+++
Nicole Kidman
'Sparkling Diamond'
+++

smile

+++

i was off
gettin a glass of water


prefer coffee but

you know

+++


"yur a bitch jenny"

+++

"this is a running joke"

+++
youthu yindi
'romance at garma'
+++


i will not
download


treaty

no ****in way


dont care how good it sounds

+++


think you changed a subject paulie
"get ****ed"

+++

"i thought you;d gone off nickie"
i can sing to who i want to

+++

i'd have to change yur name

but i do that anyway


call every girlfriend

jane


most argue but

eventually they cave


shutup jane

+++

or i'll put hotpants on th monkey and call it kylie

+++
pj harvey
'working for the man'
+++

only if i'm a black tracker with
certain privi ledges

+++

i do it anyway i just

terminate th contract myself

+++

with extreme prejudece on some occasions

+++


singin to an
instrument of death

ya gotta
sing from th gut

+++

liek there is a
truck parked

across th mall
idlin away


in th background

+++


dont bother my singin voice at all


cant ya just ramp up yr guitar volume then ?


****in ****y instruments

+++


my voice

reverberates around th world

just quietly

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'i gave up wanking'
+++

not likely

women are defective

+++


one woman is defective paulei
"ok dear"

+++

i've only lived with seven

+++


watched cuplin th is arv
didnt know it wa son

jsut flicked a tv on

you know



jane and

jeff


bull****


ah no

it didnt happen


this is an early episode


one of em is pregnant

which one ?

+++

i was celibate for eighteen months

had to run out th door


coupel of weeks back

and


ah no

it still works

+++


get caught up in my
religion and


+++

i could
unicycle to th servo

+++
machine gun fellatio
'let me be your'(dirty ****ing whore)
+++

maybe not

+++

told this chick on a harley there

one night

she had a girls bike

+++


Smiel

+++

i really did liek th

slow head roll down to yur crutch

just to make sure

+++
kylie minogue
'red blooded woman'
+++


i avoid causual flings
when i sleep with a girl


we start livin together
immediately


runs at
98% plus

+++

i still screamin my foibles and


cant live with one chick pls


no


but




been caught


seven times

+++

all men are pigs

and we are dumb ****ers

+++


so i tried

runnin a coupel girlfriends

brutally honest like


and both of em are


i think yur
****in this


third chick

+++

hmm

+++

th guy with th stunning chick on his arm
and th worried look


every guy he sees
is an enemy

gunna try to steal his fine lady

he never
appreciates

wot he actually
has


he so lucky

+++

like kuta lady's boyfriend

thinks everybody
wants to **** his girlfriend

get over it
she got nice tits

+++
black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++


listen to th music

+++


my attitude
if i'm ****in an eleven is

i'm ****in er
soon as you mob of dickheads depart

but
all my mates told me

i had too many girlfriends

+++

if ya havent had that experience
where th restaurant manager

runs up to ya and
anything

i mean anything
you want you can have

+++


is tastier if its

cause of th chick on yur arm

+++

"or chicks"

i like matching redheads ok

+++
arlo guthrie
'now and then'
+++

dont stick yur fingers in my hair
it's a trap

no seriously

+++

barbie girl's gone
blue black


kuta lady said she walked in
and thought it was

hayley

+++


"did she say somethin rude to er then ?"
paulie

+++
the black eyed peas
'anxiety'(with papa roach)
+++


turn around and bitchslap somebody - lyric

+++

she's stunning kuta lady

look wot's on her feet


nothing

girls usually


see far more than you are

at present


put yur boy side away

for a second


my lesbian bi friend

and look


take yur eyes off her tits for a second

+++

same advice i give to boys

dont stare at em
on first meeting

plenty of time for that

when she

jumpin up and down

on top of you


+++
budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napoleon Bona- Part Two'
+++


umm


all my mates

every one


including my brother

how come you go out

with all th chicks with


amazing tits




cause i met a girl


with a pretty smile



took her to bed and

ah ****

huge tits


always in th road

not again


alright turn around

+++


now write in th headboard

with a knife


i came

i saw

i apologised
and cleaned up th mess


signed angelina jolie


while i do ya from behind

"and write ****in neat ya bitch"

"said barbie girl"


wot a dream
ah ****


lara croft is on telly

thanks gift

+++

ah no

she;s in a land rover


yeah girl power

wont get ya there


unless ya got an A grade mechanic in th shelter in th back

and half a land rover in spare parts


maybe





she's doomed

+++


..
..
..


had a shower

th boys are

watchin it downstairs

cant hear his new
wide screen telly

+++
jewel
'standing still'
+++


tomb raider

+++


th man in th iron mask on next
"th book was better"

+++

a pre pubesecent teenager and his father wacthin titties

my sensitivities

easily swayed

+++

cant see her tits when yur ****in her from behind

+++

unless they're really big

+++
wheel tail monkey
'too slow'
+++

me
drumming and singing

+++


some time ago

+++


religious music
th lady said

who recorded it
and mixed it

for me



+++


i said no

+++

watchin lara croft bouncing and

tryin to tell my brothers to

tone down their transmissions

+++

****it

water or pot

i ben int h water

ehre comes th pot


..
..
..


nickelback
'leader of men'

+++

whisper things to my brain - lyric

+++


i know what yur sayin mik but

yur head dont agree


when yur not so conflicted

and remember that we're both


psychics


you do not know better than i do
because of th colour of my skin

i went to th same schools you did
learned th same things there

+++



yur my psychic twin

born th other side of th cusp


+++
bobby mc ferrin
'dont worry be happy'
+++


if i stopped likin ya completely

i wouldnt have kept th

dr death cloak
and


when i pointed th bone ****er at dr death

your life would have been at risk

+++

listen to th music
man

+++


th wizard is

somewhere else


pls leave a message with my assistant here

when you've finished


just kick him in th testicles

to remind him who he works for


if he

fishes out sixty dollars

and tries to hand it you


he's a sick ****


dont worry

be happy


just take it

+++
the offspring
'staring at the sun'
+++
kanye west
'golddigger' (ft jamie foxxx)
+++

the kadaitcha man
is not in th mood

to hear **** like
where's your other wheel ?


still feelin a bit
mean

takes time to wind down
after a successful hunt

and kill

+++
bjork
'big time sensuality'
+++


th lack of respect is

bugging th ghosts

+++


sharkie cant come out to play

th full moon still not


gone

and th


ghost pack of sharks is still

circling


my magic too big

sometimes


to come out and be your

clown

+++


but it is humbling

so i still do it


on occasion

when i can afford it

if i'm payin for it


so i can leave whenever i ****in like

+++
the black eyed peas
'the apl song'
+++

traitor- written on th wall in lara croft

+++


smiel

alright synchronicity
settle down

+++

un happy enough with em snappin me
with cameras

not
doin th schoolies crowd

too many cameras



and i gotta read th minds of

th ****heads

as well as you


+++
powderfinger
'since you've been gone'
+++


so

+++



not my fault
you havent got th balls

to ride a unicycle
and get amongst th traffic

my ****in road

you move


+++

yeah i climbed a three story roof this week and


i still owe fifty on th rego

+++

with th rails

three feet out from th edge


is just



if ya dont get impaled

by th **** they got stickin out


that outer rail

just gunna make ya


lose yur balance

even further




i seen th edge this week
i dont need to race taxis


i feel alive

..
..
..


the KADAITCHA man of kuta
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Old November 19th 05, 10:21 AM posted to alt.collecting.stamps.worldwide,alt.comedy.standup,alt.comics.batman
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Default ah ah ****

kuta,
Your witless.

  #3  
Old November 20th 05, 12:16 AM posted to alt.collecting.stamps.worldwide,alt.comedy.standup,alt.comics.batman
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Default ah ah ****

"Your witless" what?
"You're" is short for "you are".


"JeffreyNowit" wrote in message
oups.com...
kuta,
Your witless.



  #4  
Old November 20th 05, 05:29 AM posted to alt.collecting.stamps.worldwide,alt.comedy.standup,alt.comics.batman
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Default ah ah ****


the KADAITCHA man of kuta wrote:
ah ah ****
+++
blah blah blah


..... by show of hands, how many people bothered with this crap"

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