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"Bob-tx" wrote in message
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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in the
butt crack of a stripper.

Well I would hope so!

"Bob-tx" wrote in message
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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in
the butt crack of a stripper.

No, I'll bet you do now.

Just another reason I use Presidential dollars as much as possible.

Bob-tx

You make it sound like a "bad" thing. : )

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were
ever in the butt crack of a stripper.

No, I'll bet you do now.

Just another reason I use Presidential dollars as much as possible.

Bob-tx

"Bob-tx" wrote in message
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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in
the butt crack of a stripper.

No, I'll bet you do now.

Just another reason I use Presidential dollars as much as possible.

Bob-tx

Why are you suggesting that just the $1 denomination bill could be a source
of such contamination? Perhaps then we'd better get rid of the ones, fives,
tens, and twenties, any of which also could be subject to use at the better
class strip clubs. And what about the possibility that a flu-sufferer
sneezed on your fifty?

You've never heard of businesses that regularly wash the coins they take in?
Ever wonder why they might do that? Better just stick with your own
personal plastic, and then sanitize it after every swipe. Ever wonder if
your credit card jokingly gets swiped in the butt crack of a waiter when
it's out of your sight? Ever wonder if the guy who just handed you a
presidential dollar in change is the same fella who just stuck a dollar bill
in the butt crack of a stripper? I'll bet you do now. ; )

Bruce Remick wrote:
"Bob-tx" wrote in message
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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were
ever in the butt crack of a stripper.

No, I'll bet you do now.

Just another reason I use Presidential dollars as much as possible.

Bob-tx

Why are you suggesting that just the $1 denomination bill could be a
source of such contamination? Perhaps then we'd better get rid of
the ones, fives, tens, and twenties, any of which also could be
subject to use at the better class strip clubs. And what about the
possibility that a flu-sufferer sneezed on your fifty?

You've never heard of businesses that regularly wash the coins they
take in? Ever wonder why they might do that? Better just stick with
your own personal plastic, and then sanitize it after every swipe. Ever
wonder if your credit card jokingly gets swiped in the butt
crack of a waiter when it's out of your sight? Ever wonder if the
guy who just handed you a presidential dollar in change is the same
fella who just stuck a dollar bill in the butt crack of a stripper? I'll
bet you do now. ; )

Excuse me, but I need to go bathe in a tubful of Lysol.

James the Squeaky Clean

On Oct 18, 5:38*pm, "Bob-tx" wrote:
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were
ever in the butt crack of a stripper.

No, I'll bet you do now.

Just another reason I use Presidential dollars as much as possible.

Bob-tx

"Please excuse the bag of these stupid gold dollar coins, Miss Amanda,
but my wife thinks I'm home in the basement searching these freakin'
stupid idiot coins for mint errors".

oly

Lets take this one step further. Why stop at what if the one dollar
bill was in the strippers butt crack, what if that dollar coin is from
a roll that was shoved in a hookers butt? I'm just saying dollars
aren't the only thing that can be nasty. A matter of fact I bet you
could find a video some wheres on the internet with some female having
some kind of roll of coins being stuck back their. Just saying....

"sgt23" wrote in message
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Lets take this one step further. Why stop at what if the one dollar
bill was in the strippers butt crack, what if that dollar coin is from
a roll that was shoved in a hookers butt? I'm just saying dollars
aren't the only thing that can be nasty. A matter of fact I bet you
could find a video some wheres on the internet with some female having
some kind of roll of coins being stuck back their. Just saying....

In the Victorian era book "My Secret Life" there is a scene in which the
protagonist passes the time by inserting coins (shillings I think) into a
prostitute's vagina.

"The Giant Brain" wrote in message
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"sgt23" wrote in message
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Lets take this one step further. Why stop at what if the one dollar
bill was in the strippers butt crack, what if that dollar coin is from
a roll that was shoved in a hookers butt? I'm just saying dollars
aren't the only thing that can be nasty. A matter of fact I bet you
could find a video some wheres on the internet with some female having
some kind of roll of coins being stuck back their. Just saying....

In the Victorian era book "My Secret Life" there is a scene in which the
protagonist passes the time by inserting coins (shillings I think) into a
prostitute's vagina.

Educational opportunity. Now you know why the British slang for vagina is
"box" or "money box". Partly from appearance and partly from use.

Terry wrote:
"The Giant Brain" wrote in message
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"sgt23" wrote in message
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Lets take this one step further. Why stop at what if the one dollar
bill was in the strippers butt crack, what if that dollar coin is
from a roll that was shoved in a hookers butt? I'm just saying
dollars aren't the only thing that can be nasty. A matter of fact I
bet you could find a video some wheres on the internet with some
female having some kind of roll of coins being stuck back their.
Just saying....

In the Victorian era book "My Secret Life" there is a scene in which
the protagonist passes the time by inserting coins (shillings I
think) into a prostitute's vagina.

Educational opportunity. Now you know why the British slang for
vagina is "box" or "money box". Partly from appearance and partly
from use.

Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?

James the Sweaty