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Crimmus
It's dat time o year agin...
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ober de hood ereybody wuz sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' real good We hunged up our stockings And hoped like de heck That ol' Sanna Claus Be bringin' our chek! All o' de fambly Wuz layin' in de beds While Ripple and Thunderbird Dance tru dey heads. I passed out in de flo Right next to my maw When I heard sech a fuss, I thunk "It must be de law!" I looked out through de bars What covered my doe Spectin' de sheriff Wif a warrant fo sho! And what did I see? I said, "Lawd, look at dat!" Ther' wuz a huge watta-melon Pulled by giant warf rats! Now ober all de years Sanna Claus, he be white But, looks like us bros Gets a black Sanna dis night. Faster dan a po'lees car; My home boy, he came. He whupped on dem warf rats And called dem by name! On Leroy, on 'lonzo, And on Willie Lee, On Saphire, on Chenequa; Dey wuz a site to see! As he landed dat watta-melon Out der in de skreet I knowed fo sho Da damndest site I ebber did see! He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da lock on my doe. And I sez to myself, "****, he done dis befoe!" He had dis big bag Full of prezents I 'spect Wid Air Jordans and fake gold To wear 'roun my neck. But he left no good prezents; just started stealin' my ****. Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit! Wit my stuff in de bag Out da window he flewed I woulda tried to catch him But he stole my knife too! He jumped on dat watta-melon An' whipped out a switch He wuz gone in a secon', dat sonuvabitch! Next year I be hopin' Anutha Sanna we git Cuz diz here Sanna Claus Just ain't werf a ****! |
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