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Crimmus
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
An' all ober de hood ereybody wuz sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' real good. * We hunged up our stockings And hoped like de heck That ol' Sanna Claus Be bringin' our chek! * All o' de fambly Wuz layin' in de beds While Ripple and Thunderbird Dance tru dey heads. * I passed out in de flo Right next to my maw When I heard sech a fuss, I thunk "It must be de law!" * I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe Spectin' de sheriff Wif a warrant fo sho! * And what did I see? I said, "Lawd, look at dat!" Ther' wuz a huge watta-melon Pulled by giant warf rats! * Now ober all de years Sanna Claus, he be white But, looks like us bros Gets a black Sanna dis night. * Faster dan a po'lees car; My home boy, he came. He whupped on dem warf rats And called dem by name! * On Leroy, on 'lonzo, And on Willie Lee, On Saphire, on Chenequa; Dey wuz a site to see! * As he landed dat watta-melon Out der in de skreet I knowed fo sho Da damndest site I ebber did see! * He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da lock on my doe. And I sez to myself, "****, he done dis befoe!" * He had dis big bag Full of prezents I 'spect Wid Air Jordans and fake gold To wear 'roun my neck. * But he left no good prezents; just started stealin' my ****. Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit! * Wit my stuff in de bag Out da window he flewed I woulda tried to catch him But he stole my knife too! * He jumped on dat watta-melon An' whipped out a switch He wuz gone in a secon', dat sonuvabitch! |
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Crimmus
On 11/25/12 9:18 PM, Cosmo Iacovazzi wrote:
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