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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
You know, I feel sorry for those dip**** FPN moderators who have to
read all the posts on FPN. There are three or so moderators on each forum who have to--or are supposed to--read all of the stupid and meaningless comments posted on FPN. That makes up about 98% of what is posted on FPN. Here are the requirements to be an FPN moderator: 1. You must be stupid. This is because you will be reading so much stupidity. Keep in mind that the FPN administrators are every bit as stupid as you are. 2. You must also type out plenty of stupid posts yourself. Flood your forums with your own stupidity. Here are the FPN moderation guidelines. 1. Allow all stupid posts to go through. Keep in mind at all times that 98% of the posters on FPN are some of the stupidest people on the internet. 2. Do not allow any posts to go through that criticize right wing Christianity or right wing political ideas. We do permit the right wingers to criticize all they want, but right wingers have thin skin and can take criticism, so we do not allow criticism of them on FPN. 3. Never be discouraged at wasted bandwidth. One of the purposes of FPN is to waste as much bandwidth as possible. 4. If some idiot like SamCapote posts about ink staining his fingers, express sympathy for him. |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
"Randy Johnson" writes: Wish we had one here to rid us of posts from self-important assholes who rant on about FPN. Feel free to use kill-file or score-file features of your news client. If your news client do not have such features, it is time to switch news client. -- Juhapekka "naula" Tolvanen * http colon slash slash iki dot fi slash juhtolv "Boku wa ongakuka dentaku katate ni. Ta****ari. Hiitari. Sousa ****e. Sakkyoku suru. Kono botan oseba ongaku kanaderu." Kraftwerk |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:54:51 +0300, Juhapekka Tolvanen
m.invalid wrote: "Randy Johnson" writes: Wish we had one here to rid us of posts from self-important assholes who rant on about FPN. Feel free to use kill-file or score-file features of your news client. If your news client do not have such features, it is time to switch news client. If he's an FPN ****nut, he's probably too ****ing stupid to be able to figure out how to use a killfile. But in this forum, the dip**** FPN moderators and administrators are exposed for what they a dip****s. |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:37:17 GMT, "Randy Johnson"
wrote: On 26-Apr-2008, The Drunken Lord wrote: You know, I feel sorry for those dip**** FPN moderators who have to read all the posts on FPN. There are three or so moderators on each forum who have to--or are supposed to--read all of the stupid and meaningless comments posted on FPN. That makes up about 98% of what is posted on FPN. Wish we had one here to rid us of posts from self-important assholes who rant on about FPN. Just take your lame ass back to FPN. That's place was created for lamers like you. |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
The Drunken Lord writes: On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:54:51 +0300, Juhapekka Tolvanen m.invalid wrote: "Randy Johnson" writes: Wish we had one here to rid us of posts from self-important assholes who rant on about FPN. Feel free to use kill-file or score-file features of your news client. If your news client do not have such features, it is time to switch news client. If he's an FPN ****nut, he's probably too ****ing stupid to be able to figure out how to use a killfile. I do not know about him, but at least I am smart enough to actually use scorefile of my Usenet News -client against trolls and other ****nuts – including you. *PLONK* -- Juhapekka "naula" Tolvanen * http colon slash slash iki dot fi slash juhtolv “Boku wa ongakuka dentaku katate ni. Ta****ari. Hiitari. Sousa ****e. Sakkyoku suru. Kono botan oseba ongaku kanaderu.” Kraftwerk |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
In ,
The Drunken Lord wrote: [...more of the same.] Another filter rule created here. Brian -- |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
Brian Ketterling wrote:
In , The Drunken Lord wrote: [...more of the same.] Another filter rule created here. Brian Ditto |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:20:53 +0300, Juhapekka Tolvanen
m.invalid wrote: The Drunken Lord writes: On Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:54:51 +0300, Juhapekka Tolvanen m.invalid wrote: "Randy Johnson" writes: Wish we had one here to rid us of posts from self-important assholes who rant on about FPN. Feel free to use kill-file or score-file features of your news client. If your news client do not have such features, it is time to switch news client. If he's an FPN ****nut, he's probably too ****ing stupid to be able to figure out how to use a killfile. I do not know about him, but at least I am smart enough to actually use scorefile of my Usenet News -client against trolls and other ****nuts including you. *PLONK* Hey, dip****, how many times is it now that you've killfiled me or posted about killfiling me? If you don't know how to work a killfile, I suggest you confer with some of your fellow dip****s on FPN and learn how to work it. |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
* Jeff Miars wrote:
Brian Ketterling wrote: In , The Drunken Lord wrote: [...more of the same.] Another filter rule created here. Brian Ditto geez guys, thanks for letting us all know. lol ....this is like third grade all over again "I'm not playing with you anymore" no need to announce the dreaded plonk. |
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Fountain Pen Network Moderator Guidelines!
"MatthewK" wrote in message ... no need to announce the dreaded plonk. There are two trains of thought on that: 1. Don't announce. Let the offender wonder if his posts are being seen and why responses have declined. 2. Announce. Let the offender know that he's crossed the line to the extent that the announcer won't even see anymore of the offender's posts, even the ones that aren't offensive, because his offensive posts outweigh any inoffensive posts. Let everyone else know what the announcer's standards are. We may object to what people post and the attitude exhibited, but for the most part, we try to tolerate one another's moods and forays into grouchiness. By announcing, everyone knows the offender has been put into time-out and others announcing their plonks signal their agreement. -- ~~Bluesea~~who has done it both ways depending on the offender Spam is great in musubi, but not in email. Please take out the trash before sending a direct reply. |
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