NudoFraud® Industries changes business model

After being beat to a pulp and effectively run out of the arcane world
of 8 track players and cartridges, it would appear that our resident
petty criminal and paranoid delusional, Charlie Nudo, has taken up a
new area in which to perpetrate his petty scams and frauds...8mm film.
Already he's turning over lenses and cameras that he probably got from
begging in various newsgroups on his "66-catalina" eBay scam-o-rama
auctions. Of course, he has no other way to sell this crap other than
to pelt Usenet with more of his typical saturation spam bombing in
unrelated groups. Looks like we'll have to roll out the "spam
inoculations" again...this fool just won't learn. He's incapable,
what with all that mercury shorting out his synapses!

At least he's having a "fire sale" on his 8 track junk, notably the
bunch of cheap Rat Shack blanks he was using to make his fraudulent
"alignment" tapes. Now the equally arcane world of 8mm film has
Noodles to deal with...and hopefully, we won't.

Anyone else see that piece on MSNBC about the religious kOOks from NE
Penna running around the country spewing hate at fallen soldiers'
funerals and the like, the "God Hates Fags" nuts? Like I've said
before...it's all that mercury poisoning in that region that makes
those people botzo! MSNBC's right wingtard talking head, John
Stossel, interviewed a family of these kOOks, and their demeanor and
skewed thought processes seem eerily familiar with those of Charlie
Nudo. It's GOTTA be that Bumler water! Even Stossel, a reliable foil
for the kOOky right, was visibly taken aback by this clan of nutjobs.

Drink up, Noodles...the more you drink, the sooner you'll be in the
nuthouse...where you and your pals up there belong. While you're at
eat, eat some of that stream bred brown-eye served up by Chef Steve
over at the Bumler Cafe...with plenty of that (in)famous Bumler water!