Merry Xmas [Politically correct version]

Thought some of you might get a laugh out of this.


Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes
for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the solstice holiday
(with respect to your appropriate hemisphere) as practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with
respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted
calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures).
The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age,
physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of wishee.

"Xray" wrote in message
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Thought some of you might get a laugh out of this.


Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes
for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the solstice holiday
(with respect to your appropriate hemisphere) as practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with
respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted
calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures).
The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age,
physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of wishee.



You forgot the rest.. very politically incorrect of you..



By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others,
and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Cheers

On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 08:58:51 +0000, Xray wrote:

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faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or
sexual preference of wishee.
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YOU tryin' to start something w/ the computer platforms remark!

*LOL*

Best wishes for a merry Christmas, and thanks for the laugh. :-)
--
D.Wilson

That offended me morally, politically, racially, religiously, sexually,
socially, and personally. Please try to be more considerate towards
others in the future. Thanks to that, I am forced to seek therapy to
regain my ebb and flow that someone said I am suppose to have.

You also racially profiled my toaster. Thanks, Christmas is ruined.

linxlvr wrote in newsan.2004.12.25.21.34.25.914405
@netscape.net:

On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 08:58:51 +0000, Xray wrote:

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faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or
sexual preference of wishee.
8-----------------------------------------------
YOU tryin' to start something w/ the computer platforms remark!

*LOL*

Best wishes for a merry Christmas, and thanks for the laugh. :-)
--
D.Wilson



Twas truely low, I must admit.

Nice snippers - 1st time I've even seem em.
And don't say you got them for Xmas :~]