Why DeserTBob speaks French...

Wow, Charlie, that's a helluva lot of fake quotes. You make them up
yourself or was that in your inbox with 20 other email addresses
attached with the usual "forward this to 20 other people and Microsoft
will donate 25 cents per email address to a homeless child AND you will
see a deleted scene from the "South Park" movie in which Kenny and
Cartman visit a whorehouse. Oh- you'll also get Dave Matthews'
personal IM screenname."

It was the latter, wasn't it? Huh? Huh?

The Punisher wrote:
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.
Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
France has usually been governed by prostitutes.

-Mark Twain



I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
one behind me.

-General George S. Patton



Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.

-Norman Schwartzkopf



We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.

-Marge Simpson



As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.

-Jacques Chirac, President of France

As far as France is concerned, you're right.

-Rush Limbaugh



The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris
sipping coffee.

-Regis Philbin



The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky, I
don't know.

-P.J. O'Rourke (1989)



You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of
the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks, but
doesn't have the face for it.

-John McCain, U.S. Senator (AZ)



You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."

-Conan O'Brien



I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out
of France either.

-Jay Leno



The last time the French asked for "more proof, " it came marching
into Paris under a German flag.

-David Letterman



Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.

-Ted Nugent



War without France would be like... uh... World War II.



The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says "First Iraq, then France."

-Tom Brokaw



What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of
its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the
Nazis?

-Dennis Miller



It is important to remember that the French have always been there
when they needed us.

-Alan Kent



They've taken their own precautions against al-Qaida.To prepare for an
attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a
three-day supply of mistresses in the house.

-Argus Hamilton



Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day -- the description "Never shot.
Dropped once."

-Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)



The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
truffles in Iraq.

-Dennis Miller



Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you
are French.



Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the Germans as they entered the
city in WWII?

A. Table for 100,000, M'sieur?



Q. Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?

A. It's not known, it's never been tried.

-Rep. R. Blount (MO)



Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in
WWII? And that's because it was raining.

-John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.



The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after
the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from
"Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender"
and "Collaborate." The rise in the alert level was
precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively disabling their military.



French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney....... (AP) Paris

The French government announced today that it is imposing a ban on
the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army
garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists

..

On 20 Aug 2006 04:27:55 -0700, "The Punished"
wrote:

....because he's not smart enough to be french! HAHAHAHAHA!

The Punisher wrote:
.

JoeHaskell1973 writes:
???

Oooh! Here come the usual "secret emails!"
And you did not send away for the secret decoder ring
did you DB? So you won't be in on the skinny.

On Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:14:38 GMT, "William W Western"
wrote:

Oooh! Here come the usual "secret emails!"
And you did not send away for the secret decoder ring
did you DB? So you won't be in on the skinny. snip

Patience is a virtue. I'm on my fifth box of Cocoa Puffs just for
that very reason! Two more box tops, and I'm "in the inner sanctum!"

The Punisher wrote:
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.
Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
France has usually been governed by prostitutes.

-Mark Twain



I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
one behind me.

-General George S. Patton



Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.

-Norman Schwartzkopf



We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.

-Marge Simpson



As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.

-Jacques Chirac, President of France

As far as France is concerned, you're right.

-Rush Limbaugh



The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris
sipping coffee.

-Regis Philbin



The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky, I
don't know.

-P.J. O'Rourke (1989)



You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of
the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks, but
doesn't have the face for it.

-John McCain, U.S. Senator (AZ)



You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."

-Conan O'Brien



I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out
of France either.

-Jay Leno



The last time the French asked for "more proof, " it came marching
into Paris under a German flag.

-David Letterman



Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.

-Ted Nugent



War without France would be like... uh... World War II.



The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says "First Iraq, then France."

-Tom Brokaw



What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of
its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the
Nazis?

-Dennis Miller



It is important to remember that the French have always been there
when they needed us.

-Alan Kent



They've taken their own precautions against al-Qaida.To prepare for an
attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a
three-day supply of mistresses in the house.

-Argus Hamilton



Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day -- the description "Never shot.
Dropped once."

-Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)



The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
truffles in Iraq.

-Dennis Miller



Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you
are French.



Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the Germans as they entered the
city in WWII?

A. Table for 100,000, M'sieur?



Q. Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?

A. It's not known, it's never been tried.

-Rep. R. Blount (MO)



Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in
WWII? And that's because it was raining.

-John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.



The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after
the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from
"Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender"
and "Collaborate." The rise in the alert level was
precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively disabling their military.



French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney....... (AP) Paris

The French government announced today that it is imposing a ban on
the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army
garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists

..

On 20 Aug 2006 09:32:58 -0700, "The Punished"
wrote:

....because he loves getting his head bashed in, over and over and
over.

bicycle wrote:
----- Original Message -----
From: Charlie Nudo, Drums PA.

Newsgroups: alt.collecting.8-track-tapes
Sent: Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:24 PM
Subject: fudgesicle doing down Charlie's throat.


you'll be getting that email soon


"account suspension"


and your little heart is gonna burst

What's taking that email so long, loser?

yet DeserTBob was the one who had a long hospital stay- and Bicycle
tried to commit suicide, and admitted to being on Prozac

dream on, little broom stick cowboys !

now they're both divorced and living alone

The Punisher wrote:
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.
Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
France has usually been governed by prostitutes.

-Mark Twain



I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
one behind me.

-General George S. Patton



Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.

-Norman Schwartzkopf



We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.

-Marge Simpson



As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.

-Jacques Chirac, President of France

As far as France is concerned, you're right.

-Rush Limbaugh



The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris
sipping coffee.

-Regis Philbin



The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky, I
don't know.

-P.J. O'Rourke (1989)



You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of
the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks, but
doesn't have the face for it.

-John McCain, U.S. Senator (AZ)



You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."

-Conan O'Brien



I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out
of France either.

-Jay Leno



The last time the French asked for "more proof, " it came marching
into Paris under a German flag.

-David Letterman



Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.

-Ted Nugent



War without France would be like... uh... World War II.



The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says "First Iraq, then France."

-Tom Brokaw



What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of
its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the
Nazis?

-Dennis Miller



It is important to remember that the French have always been there
when they needed us.

-Alan Kent



They've taken their own precautions against al-Qaida.To prepare for an
attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a
three-day supply of mistresses in the house.

-Argus Hamilton



Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day -- the description "Never shot.
Dropped once."

-Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)



The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
truffles in Iraq.

-Dennis Miller



Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you
are French.



Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the Germans as they entered the
city in WWII?

A. Table for 100,000, M'sieur?



Q. Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?

A. It's not known, it's never been tried.

-Rep. R. Blount (MO)



Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in
WWII? And that's because it was raining.

-John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.



The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after
the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from
"Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender"
and "Collaborate." The rise in the alert level was
precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively disabling their military.



French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney....... (AP) Paris

The French government announced today that it is imposing a ban on
the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army
garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists


recently someone here saw DeserTBob's picture from the myspace page
online- the reaction was:

"who's that ??"

then after looking closely...

"yuck !!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA !!!

true story- Boob is an ugly duckling !!