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Stamps are EVIL, they were created by the DEVIL



 
 
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Old April 27th 04, 01:14 AM
Eric Coldo
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Default Stamps are EVIL, they were created by the DEVIL

Stamps are evil, they were created by the devil to collect your souls
and to turn you into willingless slaves of hell.

If you collect stamps , your soul will go to hell to be punished and
tortured for all eternity.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
over and over again.

So stop collecting stamps to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to free
your soul, because the devil MUST NOT collect more souls or nobody can
prevent ARMAGEDDON !

Collecting stamps is blasphemy, only heretics and witches collect
stamps, and heretics and witches shall BURN BURN BURN !
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Old April 27th 04, 04:01 AM
Frank Emanuel
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"Eric Coldo" wrote in message
om...
Stamps are evil, they were created by the devil to collect your souls
and to turn you into willingless slaves of hell.


Oh cool, and I thought it was just an AR hobby, now I know there's a fire
risk involved! Wow what a rebel I am, neatly cutting those mounts to
perfectly fit into the album squares and oh, oh, dangerously soaking stamps
off of paper releasing who knows what hellish fiends into the air! Wow
thanks for the whole new appreciation of philately!

Frank Emanuel
Pastor Freedom Vineyard
www.freedomvineyard.com


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Old April 27th 04, 07:10 AM
Michael Appel
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Normally i do not comment on trolls, but this one got me laughing. The
writer only forgot the last sentence:

...You can only save your soul by sending all your evil stamps, as soon as
possible, to this address, etc.

Michael


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Old April 27th 04, 09:56 AM
Lance
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Michael Appel wrote:
Normally i do not comment on trolls, but this one got me laughing. The
writer only forgot the last sentence:

..You can only save your soul by sending all your evil stamps, as soon as
possible, to this address, etc.

Michael


I'm in a bit of a quandry now is it bad to burn all the Vatican Post
issues I have? Does the Pope realise that some real crazy people may
actually keep those things that get spat on and stuck to envelopes
containing, presumably highly religious material.

.....You never know.....

Lance. (aka Little Nicky)


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Old April 27th 04, 11:30 AM
Mika
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"Eric Coldo" kirjoitti viestissä
om...
Stamps are evil, they were created by the devil to collect your souls
and to turn you into willingless slaves of hell.

If you collect stamps , your soul will go to hell to be punished and
tortured for all eternity.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
over and over again.

So stop collecting stamps to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to free
your soul, because the devil MUST NOT collect more souls or nobody can
prevent ARMAGEDDON !

Collecting stamps is blasphemy, only heretics and witches collect
stamps, and heretics and witches shall BURN BURN BURN !



Although this is somewhat a funny post, it is also sad to see the typical
assumption in it that good people are christian, rest scumbags.

Personally I do not belive in any religion, as a matter of fact I consdier
religions to be the root of all evil ( in company with money and
nationalism).

Mika


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Old April 27th 04, 01:07 PM
John Mycroft
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Thanks for the warning. I have now taken up eating babies instead.

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Cheers - John Mycroft
coryton_at_cobbsmill_dot_com


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Old April 27th 04, 09:40 PM
Garry Law
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Ring the Pope and ask him - VAT 69

I'm in a bit of a quandry now is it bad to burn all the Vatican Post
issues I have? Does the Pope realise that some real crazy people may
actually keep those things that get spat on and stuck to envelopes
containing, presumably highly religious material.



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Old April 27th 04, 10:34 PM
Mette
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Maybe his dimple(s) will show up ;-)


"Garry Law" skrev i en meddelelse
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Ring the Pope and ask him - VAT 69

I'm in a bit of a quandry now is it bad to burn all the Vatican Post
issues I have? Does the Pope realise that some real crazy people may
actually keep those things that get spat on and stuck to envelopes
containing, presumably highly religious material.





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Old April 28th 04, 12:12 AM
Mika
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"J. A. Mc." kirjoitti viestissä
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 13:30:17 +0300, "Mika" found

these
unused words floating about:


"Eric Coldo" kirjoitti viestissä
. com...
Stamps are evil, they were created by the devil to collect your souls
and to turn you into willingless slaves of hell.

If you collect stamps , your soul will go to hell to be punished and
tortured for all eternity.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
over and over again.

So stop collecting stamps to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to free
your soul, because the devil MUST NOT collect more souls or nobody can
prevent ARMAGEDDON !

Collecting stamps is blasphemy, only heretics and witches collect
stamps, and heretics and witches shall BURN BURN BURN !



Although this is somewhat a funny post, it is also sad to see the typical
assumption in it that good people are christian, rest scumbags.

Personally I do not belive in any religion, as a matter of fact I

consdier
religions to be the root of all evil ( in company with money and
nationalism).

Mika

You can only have one "The Root Of ALL Evil" ... youl'll have to pick ...
G

FWIW ... more humans have died in the name of "religion" than from any

other
cause.


Well trees for example have several branches that all together makes what is
usually refred to as the root. If I have to choose I would choose religion,
but the others are very good helpers (I admit I should have frased it in
a different way)

Mika


 




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