On Mar 2, 8:55 pm, "seattle_bookseller"
wrote:
Someday you might actually graduate the 7th grade. In the meantime if
(God forbid) actual little kids are reading this, well - you impressed
them at least. Congratulations. No one else finds you anything but a
screamingly ordinary and particularly unimaginative Troll.

Many newsgroups have pests like Finnan. In the
twisted view of such malicious misfits, they are protecting
the forum by annoying and trying to bully those who do not
pay obesiance to the pathetic clutch of self-styled "newsgroup
proprietors" like themselves. The only thing that sets Finnan
apart from some of the others is that Bob proves himself -- in
addition to an obnoxious pest -- a crude, sexually-obsessed
lout who manages to drool about his pet perversions in every
other post. Of course, he projects those ill-concealed
tendencies of his onto those he attacks, but he fools
no one but himself. Further, you are certainly
correct about his being "a particularly unimaginative
troll." Provoked by his cowardly attacks, I have
scored some excellent satirical points regarding
his feeble attempts at humor, and the best he
can do in the way of trying to lash back is saying
things like "So, you are talking about yourself
again." For a flame, THAT is as low-grade as
they get. In summation, Bob Finnan is a blatherous
bag of hot wind. He is sorely lacking in both
intelligence and wit, as his "lames" demonstrate.
Bob seems to flatter himself a flamer, but all he is
doing by flailing at his betters with his wet noodles
is making a ridiculous spectacle of himself over
and over.

[Memo from the upstairs office.]