Here's the answer to everyone's prayer.... money, to take with you.

Donate $1.00 towards the down payment for my mobile home and I'll send
you, postage paid, a genuine Ho Chi Minh 1,000,000 Denomination Hell
Note.

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genuine Hell Note now.

What is a Hell Note ?

Hell Bank Notes are a special form of joss paper, an afterlife monetary
paper offerings used in traditional Chinese ancestor veneration, that
can be printed in the style of western or Chinese paper bank notes.

In order to ensure that spirits have lots of good things in the
afterlife, their relatives send them paper presents, and one of the
things that are usually sent to ancestors are Hell Bank Notes - money
to spend in the afterworld.

Thanks for your donation and Happy Holidays !