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But is it hypocritical enough to where I get to get a rise
out of Yamamoto each and every time I kick him for doing it?
Evidently it is.


Where you may have had a point, is that a post containing
the bare exhortation combined with a sig could certainly
be interpreted as being either hypocritical and or grossly
ironical, by any spamming newbie who was unaware of John's
substantive contributions to the NewsGroup. Which substantive
contributions legitimise the inclusion of a sig, according
to the terms of the FAQ, at least.

The inclusion of a sig in those circumstances could certainly
be interpreted in that way, by the very person to whom the
post was mainly addressed. But not by anyone else.

Unfortunately for you however, you never actually made that
point, did you ?

Oh dear. As usually happens when my little spanktards get
together for a circle jerk, you forgot to bring the cookie.

Allow me: http://tinyurl.com/amqwt



Unfortunately for you mullet-head,

Oh dear.

your little joke sort of
misfired. Given that "Sterno" is largely unknown in the UK.
To the intended recipient at least.

Having to look up trade names, sort of lessens the impact!

So to recap: you clicked on the blind link,


As you went to all the trouble of scouring the Net (1) for
something you considered suitable, it was the very least
I could do.

Scour the net? WTF. I made the little cookie picture myself and posted it
on
the interweb to the delight of my many fans. Just as I favor them with
another later on in this post.

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That's even sweeter!

I'm sure all your fans are really touched. Almost as touched as
you are.

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read the text, were forced to
google the words


"Sterno" happens to be one word.

One word that you had too look up, yes. Perhaps some day if you meet a
nice
girl and take her and mummy to dinner and they bring the fondue to the
table
you'll look back and thank me for teaching it to you. In the meanwhile if
you keep a civil tongue in your head perhaps we'll move on to definitions
of
three syllable words you don't understand. Like "salary." And "vagina."

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So they use this "Sterno" in the restaurants around where you come
from then, do they dear ?

Sweet!

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you didn't understand, and are now whinging about it: "What
a dull pin," said the bag of gas. Sounds like a bullseye to me.


Incidentally, here's your local Sterno distributor. I think they have
volume
discounts.

Alex Muirhead
Kingsmark Products Ltd.
Hartnoll Business Centre
Post Hill
Tiverton EX16 4NG England
Phone: 011 44 1884255
Fax: 011 44 1884 252 090

http://www.candlecorpfs.com/sternofs...bsite_Intl.pdf


And you scoured the Net (2) to find a supplier for me as well.

For data sets where scour = typing "sterno england" into Google.

In any event, you're not getting it. See, I troll, er, post whatever
amuses
me whenever I want however I want. And then you -- blissfully unaware of
the
fact that the only thing lamer than someone who has to explain why his
jokes
are funny is someone who feels the need to explain why someone else's
little
jokes aren't -- tell me how ineffectual my trolls are, but only after
you've
finished doing the research that enables you to understand them.

Sweet!


I made the little cookie picture myself and posted it on
the interweb to the delight of my many fans. Just as I favor them with
another later on in this post.


http://tinyurl.com/ey224

So is that your boyfriend

Homo lame

dear

Creepy

or is that you ?

IKYABWAI.


In either case I think you should try and lay off of the Big Macs
and fries for a while,

IKYABWAI

and try and get out in the sun a bit more.

IKYABWAI

As that deathly skin pallor doesn't look too healthy to me.

IKYABWAI


Although maybe you like him that way.

Homo lame

There's no accounting
for taste, as they say.

Homo lame


That looks like 2-1 in my favour, I believe.

Huh. Had I known that you were keeping score of your usenet posts I would
have wet my pants laughing at what a ****ing wank you are. I'm sorry. Did
I
say "wet my pants laughing at what a ****ing wank you are"? I meant paid
closer attention to what you were saying.

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Er, I think that's now 3-1 to me, somehow.

Wank.


Much more of this and readers - all two of them - might get the idea
you were really getting upset.

IKYABWAI


Just don't take it out on your boyfriend there, o.k?

Homo lame.



michael adams

Wank.