From rec.humor.d

Lara A Sprague wrote:
I was in a diner with a friend of mine, and I noticed that he had a
golden
dollar. I mention to him that I like the gold coin, and we both go
on for
a little bit about how the dollar coin was better than the dollar bill.

I said, "I wish people would have like the coin better."

"Yeah," he said, "I noticed that it tends to be popular amoung the
young,
hip crowd."

"Well," I said, with a weary voice and shoulders heavy with the
burden of
wisdom, "People are afraid of change."