From: "Edwin Johnston"

"Rumors of my early demise have been greatly exaggerated."
-- Sacagewea
That was Mark Twain, upon learning that his obituary had been published.

"I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
-- W.C. Fields
Actually, the quote was: "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia." ... it
was what he had requested to be inscribed upon his tombstone. No, not the
pizza. After his death, his relatives did not honor this request, opting for
the simple epitaph: "William Claude Fields 1880 - 1946"

Some famous (infamous) last words & such:

"Nonsense, they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." —Gen. John
Sedgwick, Battle of Spotsylvania, May, 1864

"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." — Karl
Marx

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." — Oscar Wilde

This always ends badly. Why do I keep doing this ?" — Brad Osberg.

"I am just going outside (of the tent) and may be some time." — Capt.
Lawrence Oates, British soldier.

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." — Humphrey Bogart

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something..." — Pancho Villa


"Go away... I'm alright." — H. G. Wells

"Oh, ****!" — Jim Madsen

"There is a big difference between just being miserable and dying." — W.
E. Whitaker.

"Drink to me." — Pablo Picasso

"Don't worry it's not loaded." — Terry Kath

I realize life is worth living... Just not my life." — Lili Von Schtupp.

"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." — Lou Costello

"I'd hate to die twice." — Richard Feynman

"I intend to live forever — so far, so good" — Stephen Wright.

"I'm going to live forever, or die trying !" — Spider Robinson

"I had you all going, didn't I?" — Lt. Col. Kenneth Wilson

"Hey guys, watch this !" — Todd Poller

"It is better to die on your feet that to live on your knees." — Dolores
Ibarruri

"Oh no, oh no... don't lift me, don't lift me." — Robert F. Kennedy.

"They really are bad shots." — Charles De Gaulle

"That's All Folks !" — Epitaph of Mel Blanc


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