According to all reliable polls, Bush Bird's meddling in the Montana
election will probably cost them the state. Since Bush Bird and
Cheney Monster arrives in Montana to stump for flailing crook Conrad
Burns, he's dropped 4 points in statewide polling as of Thursday
night, with similar results expected today. For the first time, the
polls show Democrats winning the Senate, but with three toss-up states
in play: Tennessee, Missouri and Maryland. New Jersey's Menendez has
pulled back ahead, leaving Kean in the dust. Meanwhile, former sacred
ground for the right wing/religious nutters, Pennsylvania, has been
given up as lost by the Grand Old Pedophiles.

BREAKING: Denver cocksucker fundie preacher Ted Haggard, who heads
up the mob of right wing political activist "pastors" for Karl Rove's
vote factory, has been outed as having a male hooker on his payroll
rendering sexual services for money. The hustler outed Haggard on a
radio talk show in Denver. This WILL negatively affect GOP turnout,
especially in the South and nutjob rural areas. Effect: Dems win!