ah ah ****
ah ah ****
+++
think it's ah ah choo
+++
i'll just clean th snot out of th keyboard
+++
th music died
i jumped up on th unicycle
and pedalled out th driveway
unfurling th earplugs as i go
batteries died
+++
bloody radios
+++
victoria was pullin out
as i was pullin in
g'day
nice tits
sorry, thought i was my brother
+++
speakin of which
just helped him
install his new
76cm tv
tooo big for th hutch
we did a few
small adjustments
fits now
+++
marcy playground
'sex and candy'
+++
play damn ya
+++
****
pls no
+++
i aint got too much caffeine
shoulda bought some at th shop
bloody hash pipe
had to buy another lighter
right
ya can pick between purple or
purple
+++
umm
i'll take th dagger in th clitoris michael
+++
singin this with little robbie
opposite th party nightclub
in surfers paradise
after we've
had a good warmup
at aforesaid nightclub
Who's that casting devious stares In my direction - lyric
half th taxi rank
+++
it's my joint
i can smoke it if i want
+++
right
i'm on to
all music random
+++
tenacious d
'tribute'
+++
oh
i getit
schoolies started today
sorry
black
the wizard of aus
no longer greets th schoolies
in surfers paradise
finally downloaded th sex and candy
mp3 today
look
i'm sorry ok
+++
they finished high school
and out
celebratin
+++
after much thought
and bein double yur age
i decided
i could do without th
seventeen year old girls
screamin at me
do ya wanna dick me man ?
no offense ok
+++
so i guess
no
ya wont win
your schoolies video
with a unicycle cuttin capers
in th surf
+++
?
'bump bump bump'
+++
is B2K
+++
paulie
"dont cry jenny"
i'm not just
+++
th wizard is indisposed
+++
and surfers paradise
didnt care i left
+++
"that's a bit harsh"
+++
they advertisin th lexus
film awards on sbs telly paulie
"turn it off"
+++
"here smoek this"
..
..
..
so many
so ****ing many
gunna be in tears by morning
+++
midnight oil
'golden age'
+++
all kinds of
parasites
hurting our schoolies tonight
and me and womble wont be there
on a break from singin in th strete
to find
the ones who crawl off by themselves
to sit softly and
cry
+++
one year
i greeted tomorrows dawn
in a penthouse
with unity
all th young ppl
complaining
and decrying
all th ****ed things in th world
and fully half had been robbed
or abused
or
just not what they expected
in their coming out
welcome to th real world
aint it ****ed
+++
unity and i
dragged th love sick
little boy
down th beach
and we did yoga
in th dawn
+++
nine inch nails
'**** you like an animal'
+++
hmm
done this one in th street
+++
ah cmon
its not really
a nine inch nail
let me put it in yur arse
+++
bugger
+++
when my eldest daughter
came to th
session table
and asked th group
ok
this kinky bum sex thing
really givin me th ****s
and we all
fell over
+++
i take it
you been goin out with an older guy dear
+++
yur mum maybe not
gone into this one in detail
+++
so wot th **** are ya asking ?
yur mother's gone quiet
unusual
onyl way to normally stop her talkin
is to fill her mouth
ah no
she gets lockjaw
Smile
you started this conversation
+++
i take it he's got a
white boys penis then dear
you in less bother than yur mum then hey
+++
**** i laughed
+++
and you told th whole table
i was better hung than yur real father
hated it
when ya came home
high on ekkies
and we're still up
smokin drugs
+++
nirvana
'oh, me'
+++
i think i got another daughter
just finished school
today
+++
"bennie finished school today"
i already congratulated him
only fathered him for a year
+++
when yur teenage daughter
and her bike ridin boyfriend
in his late twenties
drop into your session
at two am on a saturday morning
stop strippin on th kitchen table
few things about this assembly you dont know
+++
we listened to a lot of
nirvana together
+++
the offspring
'track 3'
+++
i wont **** with tahooie- misheard lyric
+++
yur poor boyfriend felt about
this big
wot were ya tryin to prove ?
+++
radiohead
'karma police'
+++
i coulda said
i got yur old lady on video
takin it in th rear
and she even put nice makeup on for th occasion
wot th **** do ya say ?
+++
all men are pigs
+++
i dragge dmy guitar out
from under th bed today
first chords
i
slid into for weeks
naturally
it sounded
five tiems better than it usually does
i promis ebeast
no mor e****heads
tunin ya down to d
and
playin power chords
th machine heads
whingin
+++
i got some of that
denture plastic left
from when iw as castin my own teeth
i'll make ya a new
tuning peg
liek th other two
restored ones
+++
fixed my travellin ocarina too
where th pottery had broken out
where th leather
goes thru
i dont have a kiln any more dear
and only one
un fired piece of pottery
starin back at me accusingly
from th shelf above th tv
+++
laurie anderson
'big science'
+++
i'm not makin pottery whistles
th magic
comin outta me
in other ways at present
+++
still wearing th
yin yang
travelling ocarina
i painted it on th front stairs
with my three daughters all
givin me colour advice
+++
goes nice with th unicycle
+++
thanks for th ride - lyric
+++
three step daughters
th middle one
soccer mad
+++
they replayin th
australia uraguay match dear
now
on telly
ya got asked t play for queensland
state level
did ya keep playin ?
+++
i'm a stronger witchdoctor
than th one who
cursed th australian soccer team
i watched th match this time
we won
+++
we get to go to th world cup
+++
do it again ****
i'll point th bone of death at ya
+++
powderfinger
'stumblin'
+++
no ****in stumblin
you just die
+++
i wanna go singin tonight pualie
"no"
+++
you want a three hour ride on th unicycle thru th nightclubbers
"it not doable"
"or seemly"
let down th schoolies
i know
+++
we shouldnt have been that honest with that years batch
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no07'
+++
woulda bin shoulda bin coulda bin - lyric
+++
we dont regularly ride
th surfers paradise beach anymore
petrol is
way expensive and
we dont ask
consequently
we very rarely
make expenses
yeah
th unicycle in
two foot of surf is spectacular
little brother says my forte
but reality says
my skin too dark
no-one else cared
so thank you
and we miss you terribly
+++
canned heat
'going up the country'(woodstock)
+++
i rode down a country lane
this afternoon
nicely stoned
on my unicycle
to th shop
as usual
i dint fall off
even without th accompanying music
+++
"started singin to yurself"
busted
+++
uruguay
sorry
i cant spell
well...
less i'm tryin to kill someone
and experience says
even then
i dont have to get th name
exactly right
dr death equals
dr azahari
no worries
+++
the verve
'sonnet'
+++
sorry to keep harping mate
just
feels too good
to kuta religion
+++
been spreadin th word
underground
+++
dont want
my ppl
to feel
you terrorist ****s
bother their black magic man
one bit
+++
had a few
chuck me a big smile
+++
inexpensive diary
i smoke this cone
to bring good luck to all our schoolies
wanderin around in a daze
pls god
no balcony disasters this year
all our kids jumpin up and down and
safety
not big on their agenda
+++
we pray
+++
it's a generally a good fix
we put good luck spell
on aussie troops
when they first went to iraq
they still
havent reported an aussie troop fatality
+++
machine gun fellatio
'line of silver'
+++
americans die everyday
we got more magic than our allys
+++
"And bat bigger than we are"
+++
ah ah ****
+++
john safran
how could you ?
+++
wanna meet you face to face
little brother found th old man's
kernel's cane
you get six cuts
for bein a ****head
+++
rescinded cause yr a funny ****
+++
U2
'i will follow'
+++
ppl are so negative
they hear
kadaitcha man
and **** their pants
we can be nice man
+++
dont have to kill ya
its just a possibility
ya know ?
+++
i granted your wish mik
one genuine certified miracle
i take note
of how slowly
your own psychic sense
registers it
+++
god give me a sign
these
islamic terrorist ****s
bombed our religions
name sake
kuta beach
a second time
we religion of kuta
demand
god say his piece
th very soul of th problem pls god
get up next morning
northern pakistanis
are diggin emselves out of th rubble and
massive earthquake
+++
david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
+++
and in a server log so ya can
gloat about it after i'm gone
arent you a brave man ?
couch comfy ?
+++
i do ya a favour
i changed my mind
if i get up
you get up too
if i get seven in th back of th head
i give em your name
too
+++
you asked
i grant wishes
when i feel liek it
+++
i'm breathin in i'm breathin out - lyric
+++
smile
+++
B2K
'bump bump bump'
+++
another version
+++
i used to think
you had testicles mik
had th balls to tell me
my daughter nicole
listened to you
more than to me
i didnt tell you
what she told me
+++
dont think i will
tell you either
+++
my daughters were
incredibly
open
+++
maybe it was their
hippie step father
takin em to school
on a sidecar
and takin classes of kids
doin
pottery classes
+++
not interested now
it's a crime to be male
and teach children anythign now
or so it seems
judged befoe ya
walk in th door
th feminazis
if i could just
stop readin minds
but that aint gunna happen
+++
supertramp
'fools overture'
+++
see my dark skin and
my afro and
+++
stop filming
th clown in th surf
th tourists
and th younger generation
not so
umm
keep filming
+++
never ask but
well
very rarely
+++
i'm a
lethal kadaitcha man
legal got nuthin to do with it
takin magic pictures of
aboriginal elder with
huge magic
oh dear
+++
after my death
those pictures will
kill
+++
my magic
way too big to be
encompassed by
death
+++
sbs doesnt put
warnings on th beginning of
tv shows containing th images of
aborignal persons who may be deceased
for a reason
no aboriginal person will watch it
+++
th shade
of th kadaitcha man
+++
i started ridin nt h surf
after midnight
at low tide but
th drunk whit eboys
se a clown
on a unicycle and run out
and knock me down
mp3 player in hand
and i stop dancing
in th waves
no respect
i'm a
lethal kadaitcha man
riding my border
the edge
stupid **** white man
+++
i cry to my land
whitey he
dont understand
always with th
i know wot yu doin and
black magic man kills
cause ya know it's comin
**** you smart white man
you want buy this bridge ?
+++
a ****ing whate boy
stoel my uncicyle
iont hstrete
last friday night
th ****ing cops
had to take him
i ran him down and
took it off him
YOU
did nothing
couldnt punch him in th head
dickless tracy at my elbow
you know who's unicycle you stole boy ?
last weekend
in th fortitude valley in brisbane
+++
george
'sellout'
+++
do i wanna
press formal charges
mr officer
well...
no
+++
i am
aborignal law
+++
tens of thousands of years older and
we still have the death penalty
never repealed
+++
happy to
see him
**** bricks when
he realises he
steal from
lethal kadaitcha man
with proven kills
+++
i dont mind usin th cops
as my chosen instrument
to kill dr death
but
whiel i'm singin to ya
on a strete corner
and you let
some white ****head
steal my means of transport
my disabled transport
you disrespect me
+++
i'm singin sweet
like a girl
open myself to you
+++
bjork
'crying'
+++
it bad enough ya dont
stop th gay guys touching
or th th girls throwin things
or stick their pussy in my face
pheremones can kill me
why i sit
betwen th big
black islande rboys and
behind th guitar case
cause then
i can close my ****in eyes
sittin cross legged on th gorund and
sing
you want me to cum liek a girl
in th msuic
you better ****in look after me
michael had me pegged
till th night we both blew out
stick leica camera in our face
we cant go there
th savage's body wont
tour
+++
the kadaitcha man
in th painting
on th wall
from one of th other
three heads of kuta
hey old timer
you sit apart from th tribe ?
cause their
pheremones give ya th ****s too
+++
massive attack
'what your soul sings'
+++
it takes
three hours
of riding a unicycle
to suppress my
blue balls
till they are
comfortably numb
so i can sing
to pretty girls
+++
a half bag of weed to
climb on th ****in thing in th first place
they are
sensitive
+++
the fortitude valley
can get ****ed tonight
i not
unicycle and
sing with five different buskers
+++
i **** around
in my head
and in my
adventures
instead
+++
dont liek it
when ya try to steal
th wizard's
props
some of my
pack ****tys are
legendary
+++
i dont sit
on my car
at surfers paradise anymore
talking to th carppl
i'll get back on th unicycle
when i;ve finished my beer
and not ****in before
besides
i'm smokin a joint
+++
i'm an icon
no i'm not dude
i've long left
th building
+++
sorry dude
i'm being unkind
look in th mirror
and tell me wot colour skin you see
now turn yur telly on
the commercial stations and
tell me wot colour ppl you see
+++
Nicole Kidman
'Sparkling Diamond'
+++
smile
+++
i was off
gettin a glass of water
prefer coffee but
you know
+++
"yur a bitch jenny"
+++
"this is a running joke"
+++
youthu yindi
'romance at garma'
+++
i will not
download
treaty
no ****in way
dont care how good it sounds
+++
think you changed a subject paulie
"get ****ed"
+++
"i thought you;d gone off nickie"
i can sing to who i want to
+++
i'd have to change yur name
but i do that anyway
call every girlfriend
jane
most argue but
eventually they cave
shutup jane
+++
or i'll put hotpants on th monkey and call it kylie
+++
pj harvey
'working for the man'
+++
only if i'm a black tracker with
certain privi ledges
+++
i do it anyway i just
terminate th contract myself
+++
with extreme prejudece on some occasions
+++
singin to an
instrument of death
ya gotta
sing from th gut
+++
liek there is a
truck parked
across th mall
idlin away
in th background
+++
dont bother my singin voice at all
cant ya just ramp up yr guitar volume then ?
****in ****y instruments
+++
my voice
reverberates around th world
just quietly
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'i gave up wanking'
+++
not likely
women are defective
+++
one woman is defective paulei
"ok dear"
+++
i've only lived with seven
+++
watched cuplin th is arv
didnt know it wa son
jsut flicked a tv on
you know
jane and
jeff
bull****
ah no
it didnt happen
this is an early episode
one of em is pregnant
which one ?
+++
i was celibate for eighteen months
had to run out th door
coupel of weeks back
and
ah no
it still works
+++
get caught up in my
religion and
+++
i could
unicycle to th servo
+++
machine gun fellatio
'let me be your'(dirty ****ing whore)
+++
maybe not
+++
told this chick on a harley there
one night
she had a girls bike
+++
Smiel
+++
i really did liek th
slow head roll down to yur crutch
just to make sure
+++
kylie minogue
'red blooded woman'
+++
i avoid causual flings
when i sleep with a girl
we start livin together
immediately
runs at
98% plus
+++
i still screamin my foibles and
cant live with one chick pls
no
but
been caught
seven times
+++
all men are pigs
and we are dumb ****ers
+++
so i tried
runnin a coupel girlfriends
brutally honest like
and both of em are
i think yur
****in this
third chick
+++
hmm
+++
th guy with th stunning chick on his arm
and th worried look
every guy he sees
is an enemy
gunna try to steal his fine lady
he never
appreciates
wot he actually
has
he so lucky
+++
like kuta lady's boyfriend
thinks everybody
wants to **** his girlfriend
get over it
she got nice tits
+++
black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++
listen to th music
+++
my attitude
if i'm ****in an eleven is
i'm ****in er
soon as you mob of dickheads depart
but
all my mates told me
i had too many girlfriends
+++
if ya havent had that experience
where th restaurant manager
runs up to ya and
anything
i mean anything
you want you can have
+++
is tastier if its
cause of th chick on yur arm
+++
"or chicks"
i like matching redheads ok
+++
arlo guthrie
'now and then'
+++
dont stick yur fingers in my hair
it's a trap
no seriously
+++
barbie girl's gone
blue black
kuta lady said she walked in
and thought it was
hayley
+++
"did she say somethin rude to er then ?"
paulie
+++
the black eyed peas
'anxiety'(with papa roach)
+++
turn around and bitchslap somebody - lyric
+++
she's stunning kuta lady
look wot's on her feet
nothing
girls usually
see far more than you are
at present
put yur boy side away
for a second
my lesbian bi friend
and look
take yur eyes off her tits for a second
+++
same advice i give to boys
dont stare at em
on first meeting
plenty of time for that
when she
jumpin up and down
on top of you
+++
budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napoleon Bona- Part Two'
+++
umm
all my mates
every one
including my brother
how come you go out
with all th chicks with
amazing tits
cause i met a girl
with a pretty smile
took her to bed and
ah ****
huge tits
always in th road
not again
alright turn around
+++
now write in th headboard
with a knife
i came
i saw
i apologised
and cleaned up th mess
signed angelina jolie
while i do ya from behind
"and write ****in neat ya bitch"
"said barbie girl"
wot a dream
ah ****
lara croft is on telly
thanks gift
+++
ah no
she;s in a land rover
yeah girl power
wont get ya there
unless ya got an A grade mechanic in th shelter in th back
and half a land rover in spare parts
maybe
she's doomed
+++
..
..
..
had a shower
th boys are
watchin it downstairs
cant hear his new
wide screen telly
+++
jewel
'standing still'
+++
tomb raider
+++
th man in th iron mask on next
"th book was better"
+++
a pre pubesecent teenager and his father wacthin titties
my sensitivities
easily swayed
+++
cant see her tits when yur ****in her from behind
+++
unless they're really big
+++
wheel tail monkey
'too slow'
+++
me
drumming and singing
+++
some time ago
+++
religious music
th lady said
who recorded it
and mixed it
for me
+++
i said no
+++
watchin lara croft bouncing and
tryin to tell my brothers to
tone down their transmissions
+++
****it
water or pot
i ben int h water
ehre comes th pot
..
..
..
nickelback
'leader of men'
+++
whisper things to my brain - lyric
+++
i know what yur sayin mik but
yur head dont agree
when yur not so conflicted
and remember that we're both
psychics
you do not know better than i do
because of th colour of my skin
i went to th same schools you did
learned th same things there
+++
yur my psychic twin
born th other side of th cusp
+++
bobby mc ferrin
'dont worry be happy'
+++
if i stopped likin ya completely
i wouldnt have kept th
dr death cloak
and
when i pointed th bone ****er at dr death
your life would have been at risk
+++
listen to th music
man
+++
th wizard is
somewhere else
pls leave a message with my assistant here
when you've finished
just kick him in th testicles
to remind him who he works for
if he
fishes out sixty dollars
and tries to hand it you
he's a sick ****
dont worry
be happy
just take it
+++
the offspring
'staring at the sun'
+++
kanye west
'golddigger' (ft jamie foxxx)
+++
the kadaitcha man
is not in th mood
to hear **** like
where's your other wheel ?
still feelin a bit
mean
takes time to wind down
after a successful hunt
and kill
+++
bjork
'big time sensuality'
+++
th lack of respect is
bugging th ghosts
+++
sharkie cant come out to play
th full moon still not
gone
and th
ghost pack of sharks is still
circling
my magic too big
sometimes
to come out and be your
clown
+++
but it is humbling
so i still do it
on occasion
when i can afford it
if i'm payin for it
so i can leave whenever i ****in like
+++
the black eyed peas
'the apl song'
+++
traitor- written on th wall in lara croft
+++
smiel
alright synchronicity
settle down
+++
un happy enough with em snappin me
with cameras
not
doin th schoolies crowd
too many cameras
and i gotta read th minds of
th ****heads
as well as you
+++
powderfinger
'since you've been gone'
+++
so
+++
not my fault
you havent got th balls
to ride a unicycle
and get amongst th traffic
my ****in road
you move
+++
yeah i climbed a three story roof this week and
i still owe fifty on th rego
+++
with th rails
three feet out from th edge
is just
if ya dont get impaled
by th **** they got stickin out
that outer rail
just gunna make ya
lose yur balance
even further
i seen th edge this week
i dont need to race taxis
i feel alive
..
..
..
the KADAITCHA man of kuta
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