Bowing down to worship me
 

I think it's perfectly permissible to ask you to BOW DOWN not only to me,
but every time you see my text appear on your screen you can BOW DOWN to
your screen where my text is. I am the LIFSHINE; I am the only author who
matters on the Internets thank you.

If the Pilar of Fire, of whom no one or nothing is higher than Him and the
ONLY guitarist ever the Nuclear Warrior can bow down to me, so can you. So
you may start to bow because in my stead you are now reading my text. I am
the only one who matters thank you.