Dear All I would like to share something that I read in one of my local newspapers.I thought that it was funny and I thought that I would share it here.Below is where you'll find it: Osama dies and goes to heaven. As he walks in, he meets George Washington, who says, "How dare you try to destroy...

Moments ago, there on TV was the Republipedo Party's empty suit Speaker of the House, Denny Hastert, denying knowledge about the Foley emails, hiding any involvement of the House clerk (who later inexplicably left to take a cushy job at the Fish and Wildlife Foundation) and defending fellow...

The delusional one claims that his ****bird was "drag raced extensively at the track" and yet for some odd reason no tracks have ever had him listed as a racer or in their results. IOW, another total bull**** story! He's either racing under another name (like Patty Puss) or he meant some other...

Looks like Eleanor Clift of Newsweek was a little premature in predicting that House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL) had a "50/50" chance of holding on to his position. Now, it appears one of Hastert's former aides has come forward and said that the Speaker knew about Republipedo Foley's sexually...

Boxes of NOS sealed tapes going for 89¢ a box. Don't expect much! http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZjade142bro

I recently had a problem with a gfi which fried all of the outlets in my house. I have to turn off almost everything in my house to play a record without any flutter. I hope to finish replacing all of the outlets very soon. Would it be wise to put my stereo equipment on a surge protector? Does...

Another GOP superstar eats sagebrush! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061004/ts_nm/life_rice_book_dc It's about time this fraud's past caught up with her. She was a disaster a LA Unified, and useless at Stanford. The whole Bush Cabal is coming unraveled! Noodles must be apoplectic! Next: ...

Now Reynolds' chief of staff jumps ship, knowing that the Democratic Vermin Exterminators are hot on his tail! Laura Bush can't help Reynolds now....chalk up another district in the Democratic column on November 7!

It's sure a great time to be a Democrat...and the "October surprise" hasn't even come yet! The Repukes made their own! Meanwhile, out here, the massive amount of out-of-state corporate money have allowed empty suit governator AHHHHnuhld to do saturation bombing of all TV markets in the state...

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It's all over now. With fatass blowhard Tony Blankley calling for Hastert's resignation, many right wingers, afraid to be labeled as "pedo sympathizers," will now stay home, as the chair of the Florida Republican Party said in another article yesterday. More coverage of the Republican...

Probably designed to distract stupid voters in November, now "Rummy the Dummy," probably the #1 target for investigation regarding the horridly screwed-up Iraq invasion and occupation, is trying to deflect Iraq-related scrutiny by trying to paint political archenemy Hugo Chavez' banana republic as...

Charlie, I'm sorry you are jealous of my new vehicles and my Ebay sales that paid for them. I'm sorry you cannot afford a new car or truck and have to drive old, used ****boxes. I'm sorry you have to live in that beat up old vacation home full time. I'm sorry I had your Power Seller status revoked...

....a "hood rat." As expected, Condom Rice, one of Bushie's neocon puppeteers, just got a tit slammed in a door by Bob Woodward's just-released book, "State Of Denial." Unfortunately for her, there was a witness present at the time: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061003/ap_on_re_eu/rice Add this...

No, not Republicans, Noodles! I just passed 2700 100% positive feedback while Charlie's auctions have fizzled faster than Foley's re-election campaign. Here's a great blast from past, Charlie bragging about his Ebay sales and Power Seller status. Total sales topped $1200, now they're lucky if...

Welcome to the neighborHOOD! Gangs known to be in the Hazleton area include the Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, Almighty G-Mobb and East Diamond. http://www.standardspeaker.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3076&Itemid=2&PHPSESSID=5804a0a2365e4c35db77872003c44c31

I have to thank the County of Los Angeles for providing water, at cleanliness and toxicity qualities that beat both Federal and California (toughest in the nation) standards 365 days a year! On top of that, I get wet fire hydrants at full pressure, cleaned biannually, and painted the proper...

Clerk involved in *investigation* of Foley gets big position at National Fish and Wildlife foundation shortly after. Hmmmmm...... Handy Timeline Of Foleygate Scandal By Greg Sargent | bio So we've decided to make your life easier by giving you as detailed a timeline as possible of the scandal...

....."Jackass Number Two" is the top grossing movie at the box office!

Good news for Dems in this article, but it fails to bring out one nascent story: Ted "TOOBZ!" Stevens of AK is starting to get tied in to a corruption scandal with his son. It's too soon yet to see the hit in the AK statewide polls, but he COULD wind up in the grinder with Santorum, Burns and De...